HololiveEn Text Messages

short couple text

bae: hey irys theres no snacks in the kitchen anymore
irys: youre a snacc
bae: come eat me then u get ebola
irys: gladly
bae: wait what 😳

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mumei: flower
kronii: yes?
mumei: youre not flower >:[
kronni: i thought that was my nickname... :(
mumei: i wouldve given you something like...
kronni: :o?
mumei: clock lady who scored low brain brawn for time test
kronii: </3

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calli: hey kiara i brought a drink with two straws!
kiara: (blushes) calli.....
calli: now watch how fast i can drink it!
kiara: .

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mumei: i forgor what time it is
kronii: 1:37pm
mumei: thank you <3
kronii: always here to remind you <3
mumei: that i forget stuff? youre mean... :(
kronii: !?!??

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kronii: wanna see the skys mumei?
mumei: like a real owl!
kronii: im gonna lift you up!
mumei: okayyyy~!
kronii: nice... er p-panties
mumei: .
kronii: i fucked up that joke

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gura: ish swo cwold
ina: uwu want me to warm u up? :)
gura: owo yes pwease!
ame: and then i sandwich u like a fish
gura: oh nyo! im not rweadi four bwig bwuuba

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fauna: mumei dont listen to kronii
mumei: huh? i dont because you have asmr streams?
fuana: good girl!
kronii: fuana dont make me actually start war
fuana: yandere... but thats my middle name too
kronii: omg youve done it this time 🔪 🔪
mumei: uh oh..???

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Everyone please ensure that small items are secured safely on board
irys: you good bae? want me to secure you?
bae: fuck you-

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calli: unless you reconcile you may never leave this position yeah yeah blah blah
kiara: calli youre holding onto me a lil tight...
calli: cus we have to... reconcile...
kiara: .

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