• Betch Five •

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You: Alex Ratmos

Him: don't call me that

You: okay

Him: yeh

You: I'm hungry

Him: mozzarella sticks

You: are they...

You: GLUTEN FREEEEEE

Him: no

You: good I like gluten

Him: oh

You: are you single

Him: no

You: are you lying

Him: no

You: yes you are

Him: I know

You: I'm single

Him: I can tell

You: I radiate ice cream and sad movies, eh?

Him: it's okay I radi8 betch

Him: they follow me everywhere

You: it must be nice being famous

Him: get famous your pretty

You: I can't just get famous because of my face

Him: I did

You: ew

Him: :c

You: :D

Him: your pretty cool actually

You: ik

Him: ha

You: HAHAHA

Him: oh

You: :p

Him: tell me about u

You: u make it sound like a d8

Him: it's nut

Him: not*

You: I can tell there is no candles or food no wonder ur single

Him: oh I'm sad now

You: <3

Him: :D

You: my name is (Y/N) (Y/L/N). I like pickles.

Him: interesting

You: penis*

Him: sammeeeeeeee

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