Married To The Douchebag of the Century

Chapter 11

"Charlie?" I looked up to see Josh looking at me with concern in his eyes. This is so de-ja-vu. I noticed the waitress looking at me with worry also. I gave them a smile and a nervous laugh,

"Sorry 'bout that. I was thinking about something." The waitress nodded but Josh just stared at me with an unreadable expression. I raised an eyebrow at him, but he just shook his head like he was trying not to convince himself of something.

"Your Drink, sweetie?" The waitress asked and I nodded,

"I'll have some of the best coffee you can make." I said with a smile, and she nodded writing it down.

"Okay, I hope you guys are ready to order, when I come back with your drinks." We nodded and she walked away. Josh turned towards me,

"So, what were you thinking about?" He asked and before I panicked I quickly asked,

"What were you thinking about?" His eyes grew wide and he scratched the back of his head,

"What? Nothing." He said awkwardly. Suddenly the air around us got extremely awkward. So, being the awesome conversationist I am, I stayed quiet. So, when the waitress came back we were both happy for a distraction,

"So, what will it be darling?" She asked me,

"I'll have the hamburger, with lots and lots of fries. Lots." I said and she laughed and wrote it down. She asked Josh and he ordered a steak. Boring! I frowned at him as the waitress gave us or drinks and walked away.

"You chose a steak? A steak, really?" He raised an eyebrow,

"Whats wrong with steak? It's meat, guys like meat." I rolled my eyes,

"Well, normal guys eat hamburgers." I said and he shrugged,

"Whatever, I just.....I never really.....never mind-"

"No! No!" I blushed as people looked over at me for yelling. Josh just smirked. "I mean, don't never mind. What were you gonna say? Im sure it isn't going to sound stupid like most of the stuff you say." He frowned at me and I laughed,

"Kidding. A little." He rolled his eyes,

"I was gonna say that, I never had a hamburger before-" I laughed, earning a frown from Josh. When I noticed he was serious I stopped laughing,

"Oh, you're not kidding?" He shook his head no, "Oh. That's so odd. I've never heard a guy say, I haven't had a hamburger before. That's just....weird. Really weird." Josh frowned,

"Well, I didn't have to worry about that kind of stuff. I grew up with someone always making me food. Dad thought that eating hamburgers weren't sophisticated enough." My eyes grew wide. Woah, okay now Im not so sure about meeting his dad. Josh saw my expression and smirked,

"Nervous now." I nodded,

"Just a tad." He rolled his eyes, just as the waitress came with our food. When she walked away, I quickly switched Joshes Steak with my hamburger. He raised an eyebrow,

"Well, I see it like this. You have never had a hamburger before. And, there's a hamburger. Don't worry, they're really good. And, your dada isn't here." I whispered the last part. Josh smiled, actually smiled.

"You know, you're alright Cupcake." I frowned, seriously cupcake. I am not a dessert! Josh slowly and dramatically picked up the hamburger. I waited, and waited. And, waited some more before he even got the hamburger close to his lips. I frowned,

"Hurry up, do I have to remind you we have a dinner date with your daddy." Josh quickly frowned,

"Seriously? Daddy?" I shrugged and he finally took a bite out of the burger. I smiled in accomplishment, as his eyes grew wide and he took another huge bite out of the burger. I wrinkled my nose,

"Woah, slow down there, Castro. Before, you get a tummy ache. Oh, and please chew with your mouth closed. That would really make the world a better place." Josh rolled his eyes, but slowed down and chewed the food slowly.

I cut up the steak, and took a bite. I shrugged, pretty good. Though, I've had better. I took a sip out of my coffee, and almost gagged. Steak and cold coffee? Not that good.

"So, when I take you home, you're just gonna pick out a dress and get ready yourself? You don't need your friends help?" He asked and I quickly shook my head no. Silly Castro.

"I am perfectly capable of dressing myself."

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