Ross: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.
[Ross holds up the blouse. It is extremely tacky, with sewn-on medals hanging off of it.]
Monica: Ross, that is gorgeous!
Ross: Yeah?
Monica: Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya, mom's gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy.
[Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Hey.
All: Hey. Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. [sees Ross's picture frame] Oh my God, where did you get this?
Ross: Uh, Macy's, third floor, home furnishings.
Phoebe: This is my father, this is a picture of my dad.
Chandler: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.
Rachel: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.
Phoebe: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Rachel: How have you never been on Oprah?
Phoebe: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Gabriella: Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.
Phoebe: It's not a blue screen... it's just, maybe it was just really clear that day. OK, I have to talk to my grandmother. [turns to leave]
Gabriella: Oh, wait a minute honey.
All: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
Monica: Wow.
Gabriella: Okay well i have to go to work. Bye guys. (to Joey) Ciao Bello. (translate: Bye Handsome) ( Kisses him).
All: bye, Bye Gab
...
I get to my office and start working
After work i go to the mall to buy the last christmas gifts...
(what she got them)
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Me, Chandler and Joey is coming with phoebe to meet her dad.
(me and joey walk up to chandler)
Joey: Phoebe here with the cab yet?
Chandler: Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab. . . hop in.
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The one with Gabriella|| Joey Tribbiani |||
Teen FictionI thought today would be normal but little did i know that when i walked in to the coffe shop i would meet my soulmate. AN: English is not my first language so if i write something wrong i'm sorry. I know Joey only knows the bad worlds in italian bu...
