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MJ: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Ren: Do not do that.
MJ: You won’t even notice!
Y/N, entering: MJ, you wanted to see me again?
MJ: Ren's single
Ren:
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Y/N: You bought a taco?
Gorya: Yes.
Y/N: From the same truck that hit Thyme?!
Gorya, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.
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Y/N: Wake me up-
Kavin: Before you go go
MJ: When September ends
Thyme: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Tia: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Y/N: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Tia:
Tia: What?
Y/N: I need to feed my Neopets!
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Kavin: Hey, Y/N, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Y/N: Yeah.
Kavin: And you, Thyme?
Thyme: Umm... yes?
Kavin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Thyme: Did he just-
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Thyme: Shout out to my mother for making the most perfect kid ever.
Y/N: Tell your sibling I said congrats.
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MJ: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.
MJ: What is a villian without a hero? Successfull.
Kavin: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villians?
MJ: Yes.
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Glakao: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Y/N: The cow??
Glakao: What?
Gorya: Y/N, W H Y?
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Y/N: I desire moisture.
Ren: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Y/N: There's no way he likes me back.
Mira: MJ would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Y/N: MJ would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Y/N: Fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed.
Kavin: I will give the horse that kills me no such luxury.
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Tia: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Y/N: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Thyme, deer!"
Tia: ...And what did Thyme do?
Y/N: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"
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Ren: Why would you give a knife to Y/N?!
Thyme, shrugging: Y/N felt unsafe.
Ren: Now I feel unsafe!
Thyme: I’m sorry…
Thyme: Would you like a knife?
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MJ: When I was a kid, Ren told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Gorya: They are!
MJ: FOR REAL?
Gorya: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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Thyme: Did you bring MJ?
Kavin, gesturing to Ren: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Thyme: Ren? The next best thing would be Y/N.
Ren: I would be offended, but Y/N is freakishly strong.
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Y/N: I have issues.
MJ: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Y/N: With you.
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Kaning: One time I found a google doc on Y/N's computer with the title "list of dads that make other dads eat bugs.
Kaning: out of curiousity, I opened the google doc.
Kaning: it was completely blank except for the words "my dad".
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MJ: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Y/N: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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Kavin's brain: Do you have your wallet?
Kavin, slapping his ass so hard that everyone in target can hear it: Yeah.
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*at a zoo*
Y/N: What are they in for?
Mira: Y/N, this isn't prison.
Y/N: So they can leave?
Mira: No, but-
Y/N, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Eight
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