Even though 2007 was full of nostalgic memories and other shit like that, let me tell you about my story. It was a summer afternoon, me and my older sister Ruoce just picked up some studded belts from Hot Topic even though we already have like A MILLION of those! Ruoce has a girlfriend called Pee but P for short, I hate that bitch so much I never get to hang out with my sister that bitch will someday die and you know who was responsible for her death you may ask? ME. That proves how much I hate my sister's girlfriend my time will be soon. Its no fair I don't get special powers like my friend Melon, I thought being born in a lab isn't cool as I thought, why did I only get pink hair and stupid eyes? P always says I look stupid. I was scrolling through my 2DS even though there is barley any games, but then I thought of an idea! I grabbed some detergent under the sink and ran to P's house. I went through the white-tinted window and opened P's mouth and I poured all of it in her mouth. It's the next day, Ruoce said "Hey, where is P? She isn't replying to any of my 2DS messages?" I replied "Oh, you won't be seeing her for a long time.. "
˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ ꒰ ⌨ ✰ The end ꒱ | ೃ࿔₊•
