Me: fooling around while suposed to do homework*
doorbell rings
me: *tries to ignore it
knocking on door
Me:"who Is it?"
no answer
Me:"Who is it?"
Lady at door:"its Maria!"
Me:-do i know anyone named maria?-
Opens door
sees random lady i dont know
Maria:Hi Honey im maria i was just wondering when you would be selling those oranges again? They we so tastey! My kids loved them. I even left you some money! If you wouldnt mind maybe leaving some on the doorstep for me to get and i will leave money for them! Alright Bye hon!
Me: DAFUQE!?!?!?!?
so apperently old ladys like the oranges from out tree.
I hate them tho...
