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so in pe we had to "work out"

so tomato and i went in the weight room

to do pull ups

and i was wearing cat ears throught the day too

so i grabbed onto a bar and then hung upsidown

then the teacher came in the room

me: hey teacher

teacher: sup guy get down. you cant fall and die on my watch ill get fired

me: so you care more about getting fired then my saftey

teacher: i want you to be safe so you dont get fired

me: clearly you know how strong i am

teacher: im sure you are strong enough to lift a person your sized

me: IN FIRST GRADE I CARRIED HIGHSCHOOL CHEERLEADERS FROM HERE IN A PIGGY BACK RIDE! EVEN THE CHUBBY ONE!

teacher: sure.... not get down 

me; *gets off bar and walks over to weights* 

Me: watch this teacher

me: puts 85 lbs on both sides of 10 lbs bar. lied down on bench. removes bar from rack and starts lifting the 180 lbs weight up and down.

teacher: stop you cant die on my watch

teacher: *tried to grab bar from my hands. is too weak to carry it

me: see clearly im stronger than you

teacher: ok run along now and dont die... and dont bother me

me: * grabbs tomatos arm and leavs building

clearly teachers dont understand that when you say you can do something you can...

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