Trainers Are Stupid As H-

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So i Was Leveling Myself Up, Cause I Ain't Gonna Get Myself Killed Nor Get Caught, Nor Do I Even Wanna Know What It Feels Like To Get Caught In Some Confined Little Pokeball.

When Some random Kid went Up To Me And Said :

"HEY! YOU! I WILL CATCH YOU!"

I Just looked at the child In Utter Confusion-

He Took A Few Steps Back And Sent Out...

"GO! STARAVIA!"

I Internally Grinned At This.

Before He Could Make A Move, I Switched My Typing To Steel And Rock.

I Then Used Flash Cannon With A Combination Of Rock Throw, 1 Shot That StarAvya, And He Just Dropped His Jaw.

"I thought Frogs Aren't Rock Types! Aren't They Supposed To Be Water Or Bug?"
The Kid Said In Shock and Confusion .

Before He Could Send Out A Pokeball or A Pokemon, I Changed My Typing To Steel And Flying And Immediately Used Flash And Whirlwind To Escape.

As I Ran Away I Could Here Him Say :

"YES! I CAUGHT THE FR- Wait..."

I Stopped And Looked Back-

"PFFT-"

I tried holding my laughter-

"YOU'RE NOT FROG! YOU'RE-"

I Then Laughed So Hard, No Chance, No Absolute Way-

"YOU'RE A BLUE ICE BIRD!"

I Laughed Even Harder, So Hard That The Kid, And The Town Nearby Could Hear Me. I Can't Help It, I Just Lowered Down The Guard Of A Legendary Pokemon That Was Literally And Peacefully Roaming Around Sinnoh, And The Kid Threw A Great Ball And Caught It-

"HEY! ITS NOT FUNNY! I'LL GET YO-"

He Got cutoff By his great Ball Breaking And Articuno Escaping, Guess He Didn't See The Child As Worthy.

"YOU TOO? OH COME ON!"

I Then Used Extreme Speed To Get Up To Him Without Him Knowing And Double Slapped The Crap Outta Him, Then I Used Flash Again And Escaped.

"THAT WAS PAINFUL! OUCH! MY EYES TOO!?"

And The Fact this is Majority Of The Trainers In All Regions Just Gives Me One Conclusion :

"Trainers Are Stupid"

《Time Skip 3 Days Later》

I Reached Level 88, I'm Feeling Pretty Good About Myself.

And Then I Saw Something So Stupid.
And I Got Myself Into It Simply By Existing.

It's...

"Go! Garchomp!"

Cynthia...

"You are Quite The Interesting Pokemon, I've Seen Sightings Of You On The News. It Isn't Hard To Track Your Steps You Know?"

Sh*t, One Of If Not The Strongest Trainers Is Right There, Ready To... Wait, What Is She Here For?

I Gave Her A Confused Look.

Her Garchomp Seemed To Understand That I Want To Know What Their Master Is Here For.

Her Garchomp Gave A Side Glare And Cynthia Seemed To Somehow Understand That Aswell.

"Oh, So You Want To Know What I'm Here For? Well First, I Need To Know What Pokemon You Are, Second, Find Out Why're you are Here In The First Place, And Last, You're Apparent Rare Type"

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