me
someone's been lying to u then cus it's not even that bad
the people on the plane are worser than the ugly ass piece of metal itself

san
worse****
will u ever learn damn
what did the ppl do to u tho 💀

me
THEYRE SO FUCKING LOUD

san
ur shouting at me through a screen woo

me
i have every right to do that
but srsly i've already heard like four couples argue w each other and it hasn't even been an hour
none of them were moonbae either

san
divorce rates once ur plane lands: 📈📈📈

me
HELPSHWJYSUF
i wouldn't be surprised
now a kid is fucking wailing 😍

san
oh no are they okay

me
what
my ears hurt ever thought to ask me???/!£:

san
no
they could be upset tho be nice

me
nah they're just pissed off at smth

san
u don't know that

me
i do
tell me why they threw a plate full of food onto the waitress lady then

san
oh
well 🤔🤔🤔

me
i fucking know
kids are so bratty how do they get away w that shit

san
u sure u have any room to talk?

me
huh
i am not bratty

san
in what alternate universe?
bc i'd love to know

me
i am not.
why is this even a discussion

san
ahh so you've never been told before?

me
cus im not fucking bratty

san
hmm maybe it's just over text
good thing i won't have to wait too long to be the judge of that then

me
suddenly i don't want to see u anymore

san
don't lie to urself

me
you're actually awful how do ur friends put up with it

san
bc ur wrong and i'm irresistible

me
far from it
but wtv im too tired to argue w u any longer

san
ah im sorry im sorry i'll leave u be then

me
no you won't

san
didnt u just say ur tired?
yk i can always annoy someone else

me
since when was me being tired an excuse to actually fall asleep?
plot twist: its not xoxo
so you're keeping me company until i say so

san
never thought i'd hear those words from u
but since u asked so politely

me
hm
btw ur fangirls/boys/none of the above's are fucking raiding my account

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