Y/n's POV:
It was the night before Christmas, all of the cool kids were having a Smelf the Elf marathon. My heart longed to be there, right next to Shrek and Elmo. Yet I could never, I'll never be good enough for the cool kids. I frown, sitting down on my bed. I pull my peppermint locks back showing my bright pink alien orbs. I pull out my phone, playing Geometry Dash. I was about to set my phone back down after throwing it about 7 times, but I got a text. It was from Elmo! I started to hyperventilate slowly checking the text.
Elmo
Hey Y/n, wanna come over and watch Smelf the Elf with us?
Y/n
Sure, Elmo! I'd love too
I'm so excited! Me? Joining the cool kids? Amazing!
Elmo
Are you ready? I'll come to pick you up.
Y/n
Not yet, but I'll be quick!
I rush out of my bed, opening the closet doors quickly. I pick out this outfit:
I do my hair quickly hearing a knock on the door. It must be Elmo! I walk over to the door in my seductive pose. I open it.
"Hey."
"You're not Elmo.."
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Y/n x Elmo
FanfictionThey're bad boys you're a nerd. You have no chance, yet. THIS WHOLE BOOK IS SATIRE PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.