Part 1

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(Uh I had no idea what to put for the beginning so here's randomness)

Takemitchy: Ayo What we doing today
Mikey: Not sure but this Be boring af
Draken: Yeah Watching Baji trying to talk to chifuyu once without calling him Fine Or trying to marry him Is boring Af Fool.
Baji Overheard them
Baji: What did you say about me
Draken: I said what I said
Baji: Alr Eggman looking Ass Mr Clean bitch Go wash some dishes with a sponge or sum😂
Smiley: Yo wth he wants a whole ass Deathwish saying that
Mikey: Baji Your Ass is gonna get whooped
Draken: TheFuqq U say abt me? I'll beat ur ass In a second
Baji: I said Eggman Looking Ass Mr Clean Bitch Stupid
Draken: Come here little fuck
Takemichy: No Your gonna ruin my house and my furniture 🥺
Baji: Stfu Ain't no one give one fuck abt your house has trash everywhere it smells like ass in here
Draken: Yeah It smells like Your ass is about to get whooped Greasy Ass Hair
Draken: You look like The sponge After I clean the dishes
Angry: NAHH DEAD DEAD AS HELL
Smiley: DRAKEN U DEAD FOR SAYING BAJI HAS GREASY ASS HAIR
Baji: THEFUQQ U SAY ABOUT MY HAIR U DONT EVEN HAVE ANY YOUR JUST JEALOUS
Draken: OF WHAT THAT CRUSTY ASS HORSE ASS ON UR HEAD THAT U CALL FUCKING HAIR
Baji: OK SHUT THE FUQQ UP BALDIE TF GONNA SMACK ME WITH A RULER OR SUM?🤨
Mikey: This Turned into a whole Roasting Battle Tf
Smiley: YEAH FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!🥳💪
Angry: IT DO BE SMELLING LIKE ASS
Hina Walked into the room with Emma
Hina: What's going on!
Emma: Your shouting it's literally 5 in the morning!
Hina: Are you guys Fighting!?
Baji: We'll Noooo!?🤨
Takemichy: Don't Talk to her like that!😡
Baji: What r You gonna do Bark Tf😭💀
Mikey: Oh Lordly Lord
Takemichy: Ur Nuts probably smell like The garbage Can Outside
Baji: Nah I put Extra Deodorant on it
Kazutora: Did he just say Deodorant?😭
Baji: Yes Sirrr
Takemichy: YOOOOOO WTH STAY 6 FEET AWAY FROM ME
Smiley: I Ain't never heard a man Put deodorant on his balls😭
Draken: DEODORANT?😭
Kazutora: This Bitch On Drugs Are you high or sum my g😭
Baji: I thought it was normal
Chifuyu: Ain't nobody Do that Baji😭
Baji: Oh..
Chifuyu: Did everyone being confused not give u a hint?😟
Draken: Whatever your on I don't want it
Kazutora: What you do drugs?
Draken: NO😭
Kazutora: That's why u be Bald tho?
Smiley: LMAO😭
Takemichy: First Baji and now u calling him bald-
Kazutora: This bitch Balder than Caillou Himself The fuqq
Draken: Stfu You banana Head ass Could fuqqing Go to the damn Walmart Down The street And Find your Family There
In the Fruits aisle???🤨
Kazutora: Could Go to the Cleaning aisle And you'd be on every Cleaning product
Draken: Atleast im Famous The fuqq?
Kazutora: Stfu Nobody likes Mr clean We All Fuqqing Like Bananas Everyone Knows wtf That is Fool🤨💪
Takemichy: Kazutora Has a point tho💀
Mikey: DONT GIVE UP DRAKEN
Smiley: Yo he be Beating his ass uppp!
Angry: Draken be loosing this battle💀

Hina And Emma we're still in the room but nobody Noticed

Hina: UHM HELLO WE'RE STILL HERE YOU KNOW!?
Emma: Yeah!
Baji: Stfu
Takemichy: HEY DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THA-
Kazutora: SHUT UP CAN U GO A SECOND WITHOUT TALKING
Takemichy: Damn ok🥺
Draken: Frr His ass Be talking All day everyday
Kazutora: Ikr so Fuqqing Annoying
Draken: Can we Fuqqing talk about how much Fuqqing hair gel there is in there like the fuqq?🤨
Kazutora: His Hair ain't move one bit
Mikey: Frrr!

Takemichy was balling his eyes out

Smiley: He do be crying over that
Takemichy: STOP BULLYING ME
Baji: Fr His hair Is as stiff as a dead bird

Part Two💪⬇️

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