tw /// underage drug usage, high teens (LMFAO)
"I'm just saying, if Isabela Madrigal actually existed, I might have to say bye bye to Jaxon" I say, clearly high
"Hey, polyamory exists" Rix suggests
"RIX YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE" I yell in realization
"Are you saying that you're more in love with a fictional woman than your real boyfriend?" Tommy asks, laying on the dining room table for some reason
"You are literally in love with queen you have new room to talk" Wilbur comments
"Shut the fuck up William" Tommy mutters
"Hey, only one person is allowed to call me William" Wilbur says tiredly, I guess he gets tired when he's high
"Whaaaaaaat? Wilbur do you have a secret partner or something" Niki giggles
"No it's an old friend and she would always call me William instead of Wilbur. It was cute, she was funny. I miss her"
"Text her if you miss her so much" Rix says with a smirk
Wilbur gasps "Rix you are so smart"
As Wilbur pulls out his phone to text whoever this mystery person was, the doorbell rings
"Oh my gosh it's another guest" Niki laughs, apparently everything was funny to her
"I got ittttttttttttt" I say, getting up towards the door
"If it's a murderer tell them I'm already dead and that Willow killed me"
"JAXONNNNN!!" I yell happily, throwing my arms around his neck
"Wha-" He starts before I press our lips together harshly with for a passionate kiss
This kiss lasts for a good couple seconds, our lips moving together like machine work
"Ahem" Tommy says from the table "I do not wish to be seeing me two best friends making out in front of me while I'm high"
"Well would you rather see them making out when you're sober and you'll remember it?" Rix questions
"You're a smart one, Rix"
"Wait what the fuck?!" Jaxon yells, stopping the kiss
Niki bursts out in laughter "He swore!"
"I thought you were an angel Jaxonnnnnn" Tommy whines
"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Jaxon asks
"We were getting high together" I deadpan
"YOU'RE HIGH?? WHY ARE YOU GUYS HIGH???" He yells
"I brought weed brownies" Rix giggles
"He drugged us!" Wilbur says loudly
"You did what?" Jaxon's voice goes serious
"They didn't, she told us that they had weed in them and we decided to do it cause it's funnnnn"
Niki laughs "And it's really funny"
"How did you all get here? Why are you here? Why are you high? I'm so confused" He questions, putting the groceries on the counter
"We heard that Willow was sad so we came to make them not me" Tommy says with his eyes closed
"You're not very smart when you're high, are you Tommy?" Niki asks
"I'M HIGHHHHHHHH" He yells
"I go out for groceries one time and my friends from a different country are high in my girlfriend's living room" He munches on a brownie, a regular one
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|Faceless| ~(Ranboo x OC)~
同人小说!!I WROTE THIS BOOK BACK IN 2020 OR SMTH. it's discontinued, i don't feel comfortable writing about Ranboo in a romantic sense and im sorry this exists lmfao. also fuck dream and wilbur soot!!!! Dream asks his younger sister, Willow, to start stream...
