Part 7 - Two weeks of Jschlatt... will it go well?

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J- ahh Y/N stopp!! I want to do that now. But I can't.

Nope sadly you cannot. -Y

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J- so how's this, your into music... ever been to burning man?

I've never been to burning man. -Y

J- Get this I sell tickets to burning man.

Okay? -Y

J- But it's actually just a hole in the middle of a desert in Nevada where i light everybody on fire. 

That's a really affective one... How do you get them in the hole? -Y

J- I shoot them first.

That is literally just a mass grave in Nevada. -Y

J- Yeah?!

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Jshlatt!! You know what I just thought of? -Y

J- What?

If you were born in another age you would be a poster child for oil baron. -Y

J- Yeah I would... I would be an oil baron. You know?

Just as I thought. -Y

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J- I saw a pigeon this morning and my day was ruined.

I actually kind of like pigeons. -Y

J- No... No don't say that.
J- Don't say you like pigeons.
J- PLEASE. they don't deserve love.
J- what about a pigeon makes you go aww.

It's just doing it's best. It's better then a seagull.
It's the same way o can saw aww about you. -Y

J- DID YOU JUST SAY I'M LIKE A PIGEON?

Yeah. -Y

J- WAIT... did you also say you think aww's about me?

Shut up. -Y

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J- Would your father kill you mother or kill your father?

WTF kind of question is that... non! -Y

J- That's not part of the question.

Okay well how about you answer first. -Y

J- fair play... I shall not answer nor will you.

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Would you rather never have to sleep, never have to breathe air, or never have to eat? -Y

J- What if I never had o live?

And there it is.. That would suck by the way. -Y

J- I know then I wouldn't have met you and you me.

EWW Jschlatt trying to flirt with me. -Y

J- I'M NOT!
J- Would that be a bad thing?

YESS YOU ARE! -Y

J- Whatever you say Y/N.

For the record Jschlatt it wouldn't be a bad thing. -Y

J- Really?

Really? -Y

J- Your annoying... I'm trying to be serious.

Really? I would never have guessed. -Y

J- Whatever...

No it wouldn't if I'm also being serious... -Y

J- Yeah...

Yeah it's not bad. -Y

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J- You could say anything about Tiger Woods and I would agree with you.

Uhhh Tiger Woods is a really good looking man. -Y

J- ...

Yeah? -Y

J- Yep.

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HEY HOPE YOU ENJOYED...

EAT AND DRINK SOMETHING AND REMEMEBER I LOVE YOU ALL AND THAT YOU MATTER.

renotco signing off :)

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