"𝐈𝐟 ƈཞąʑყ 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 ❡៩⩎ɨ⩏ន"|Your Daily Dose of Randomness from Author-Chan

Happy New Year

A-Chan:Happy New Year,everyone!

Lisette:You're still in 2021,idiot!

A-Chan:Well these people are from various countries do you expect me to wait till the clock hits 12 for every single one of them and send them my best wishes one by one?The way I see it it's already past 12 for some of them

Lisette:Must suck to be behind.

A-Chan:Hey,here's a new year present for you, Lisette!

Lisette:  F**K. OFF.

A-Chan:  .       .      .rude. . .Well she hasn't been in the best mood recently. . .so please excuse her.

Lisette:Shut the hell up.

A-Chan:Anyway,I hope you all are having/have had a great celebration.May the new year brings all of you lots of happiness and joy! Hopefully the universe has mercy on us starting from this year

Lisette:it won—

A-Chan:Why are you such a beam of sunshine today?
Where was I?
Right,as I was saying,I hope this new year brings nothing but the best for you and your loved ones, wishing you all a long, happy and healthy life!
And remember, there's always some hope left for the new year regardless of how much the previous ones have sucked!

Lisette:You'd make one think you're excited for the new year or something

A-Chan:As a matter of fact,I am not.
But I still wanted to send everyone here my best wishes.
Honestly,I have been a terrible person this year—

Lisette:You have been a terrible person every year.

A-Chan:Well,okay, that may be true.
And I honestly have made some mistakes this year—

Lisette:You have made lot's of mistakes every year.

A-Chan:Listen,can you stop butting in my speech with your negativity,Miss.Corruption?

Lisette:No.

A-Chan:Alright then.
I'm not sorry for this. . .

Nemesis:Happy New year!

Lisette:   .        .      .Why in the nine circles of hell that chicken winged, halo-ed,two faced, spineless,cheap angel wannabe is here?

A-Chan:We need some positivity here.
And clearly that's something you are not willing to have today.

Lisette:Says you?

A-Chan:Yeah,I know.That's why I invited him and the rest of the gang.

Lisette: The rest of the what ?

A-Chan:You know, Valerie, Valerian—aka the vampire twins,Mina,Leonidas,also Chara and Sans from the Undertale.Basically everyone who's been in my role play book(s) up until now.

Lisette:   .      .      .I'm leaving—

A-Chan:NOPE!
You won't ditch this one!
You know they won't leave you alone anyway.

Lisette:I don't wanna be a part of this nonsense.

A-Chan:Too bad!It's already started!And cheer up!It won't be that bad!There will be presents too!

Lisette:I don't care.
I
AM
LEAVIN—

???:LISSY~!