love again | nct

yangyang's secret lover

yubin
a little??

maya
that's bcos you threatened
him with a knife

jaemin
no i didn't!! i just warned
him not to break yubin's
heart in our shared cooking
class

jaemin
i only pointed the knife at
him like only once or twice
😣 not my fault he started
shaking

jaemin
idk why ur talking maya
ur the one who gave him
murder vibes 🤨

maya
it was a joke!! yubin and
junnie got separated from
us during our hiking double
date in the forest >.<

yubin
worse double date
idea ever by the way

maya
i just wanted to lighten the
mood to crack some jokes

renjun
didn't u say something like
'no matter how loud you scream
i bet no one can hear you'

maya
is that not funny?

jaemin
esp when you told him that
there were plenty of places
to hide a body here

maya
so what i'm not allowed
to think like a criminal
anymore ?

yubin
anyway he dumped me right
after that date and screamed
when i reached for my pocket

yubin
i hope he got some therapy

renjun
poor guy is scarred

renjun
no wonder why yangs
wants to hide his girl
from us

jaemin
maybe they're not that srs

maya
it's true he's a libra
maybe he just wants
some attention

yubin
that's what i thought
until i heard him say
the l word

jaemin
ligma?

yubin
no dumbass he said
'i love you'

jaemin
hasn't this guy like
confessed to u like
everyday

yubin
but then after he said
'i'm going to miss you
sleeping beside me'

yubin
'and how you whined when
i didn't give you attention'

yubin
'you made a lot of trouble
but i always forgave you
and ur cute puppy eyes'

renjun
shit this guy is in love

jaemin
wtf yang lets some girl
sleep with him but then
refuses to cuddle w me?

maya
who in their right mind
would want to even sleep
in the same bed as him??

maya
oops message sent late

yubin
THEN IT GETS WEIRDER

yubin
he starts talking about how
he liked her licking him??

renjun
i did not expect him to
be that freaky i thought
he was all talk

yubin
this guy is super freaky

yubin
the last thing i heard him
say was 'now be obedient
for me sweet pet'

maya
WOAHH SO HE'S LIKE
KINKY KINKY

jaemin
guys why is my back
arching rn

yubin
jaem?? 😭😭

renjun
i'm just surprised he's the
top he reeks of bottom

maya
you mean his bottom reeks
he needs to shower more

renjun
LOOL THAT'S SO FOUL
you're making me love u
more stop 💀❤️

maya
<3

jaemin
how did this sheep get
a gf before me what

jaemin
who even is this girl

yubin
guys, we should be
happy he moved on

renjun
are you sure bcos didn't he
moan when you wiped his
spilled soup off his hand lol

maya
and then asked to do the
lady and the tramp spaghetti
scene with you

jaemin
and my bub almost strangled
him with the spaghetti ❤️
i raised her so well :3

maya
yeah anyway it doesn't
sound like he's moved
on if he's still flirting w
you like this

maya
maybe we should hold
some intervention for him

renjun
love the idea baby

maya
^//^

renjun
how about tomorrow at ours?
jaemin are you free

jaemin
i'll be doing the usual

renjun
so that's a yes

yubin
oh yeah i forgot

yubin
i just remembered she
had like a white name

yubin
from a famous movie

yubin
oh yeah i remember now

yubin
her name is bella

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thanks for reading! - juno <3