0/5 stars on yelp

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bails: no
it was actual hell
if you two were here id be begging to leave

pads: then why are you there??

bails: for theo
his sister is pretty cool tho
we were sitting on a chair in the corner of the room while theo got bombarded with questions from the people who werent glaring at him
all night

moons: you know you can just leave right?
use floo

bails: yeah i know
but i want to stay for him

pads: well just attempt to have fun

bails: yeah yeah i will
love you guys

moons: love you too

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honorary siblings

POTTAH: how's the snake pit?

LB: not fun
don't recommend
0/5 stars on yelp

POTTAH: PLS
it was expected tho

LB: did you know
you and padfoot are very popular in a house full of blood supremacists
and probably ex death eaters

POTTAH: what are people saying?

LB: you: "that potter kid ruined our chances at a clean world" "he deserved death for what he did" "should be ashamed of himself" etc etc
padfoot: "disgrace to the wizarding world" "disappointed his entire family" "should be ashamed of himself" etc etc
you know
the usual

POTTAH: people need to get a life and stop talking about things that happened 15+ years ago

LB: retweet✊

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DAY TWO
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@harryjames: is the snake pit better than us🥺
@theodoren: yes🥺🐍
@dracomal: yes potter it is. for a number of reasons actually. you are an arrogant halfblood that doesn't deserve the magic you have and -

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