the 1 (t.n)

operation piss off the family

theo: astoria wtaf
you arent my girlfriend anymore
you arent even my friend
i dont even speak to you
why would i bring you?
im bringing my girlfriend
bailee
i think youve heard of her

astoria: of course ive heard of her silly
it'd be smarter to take me
she isnt a pureblood
your parents wont be happy

theo: its almost like thats the whole point
oh and also
SHES MY GIRLFRIEND
NOT YOU

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2 high 2 care

theo: question

bailee: you have a lot of those recently

theo: unfortunately this one wont be as good as the last one

bailee: ...
im intrigued now

theo: will you come to my sisters engagement party with me?
...
tomorrow?
...
for three days?

bailee: three days at your parents house?
as not a pureblood?

theo: you absolutely dont have to
i just might cry if you cant😄
and they arent all bad
my sister is amazing
youll like her
but if you dont want to its fine

bailee: theo ill come
calm down
let me just ask my dads to pull a few strings with ol dumbles

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famille ❤️

bails: fathers

pads: 🤨🤨

bails: sorry
father and padfoot
i forgot about your irrational fear of seeming old

pads:😡

moons: whats up?

bails: do you think you can...pull a few strings with dumbledore so i can go with theo to his sisters engagement party for three days starting tomorrow?

moons: um...sure?

pads: theo as in your boyfriend (😏) theo
theo as in theo nott
as in the pureblood nott family
you, daughter of a werewolf, stepdaughter of a disowned black, and not a pureblood
going to their house?

bails: yes i know
but theo is being forced and he asked me and i want to be there for him
and he said id like his sister
she isnt like the rest of his family
ill be safe
the first sign of danger ill leave

pads: just be careful
i know what its like in one of those houses

bails: yeah i know
i will

pads: now that im done being a p*rent

bails: PLEASE

pads: go off
show everyone up
be the bad b you are
have fun with theo (😏)

moons; okay done
youre allowed to go
just please be careful
itll be a snake pit there

bails: thank you
ily both
mwah mwah😚😚

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2 high 2 care

bailee: dumbles is allowing me to go
so no need to cry

theo: THANK EVERY GOD THERES EVER BEEN

bailee: a little dramatic but okay

theo: operation piss off the family is a go 😎

bailee: 😎

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hogwarts elite

stars: guess whos going into the snake pit for the next three days

ginger: snake pit?

glasses: SLYTHERIN?
WHAT?

books: slytherin?
bailee what are you thinking
just have theo come to gryffindor

stars: NOOO LMAO
im going to theos sisters engagement party
a three day party
its literally going to be hell

glasses: ...
then why are you going??

stars: for theo
and to piss off his parents

books: dumbledores allowing you?

stars: yeah
my dad talked to him and apparently was completely fine with it because he knows how awful the nott's are
which is what pisses me off
if he knows how awful the nott's are why not report them to the minister??

ginger: i agree

glasses: dumbles is a little bitch

books: i agree i agree i agree

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A/N very excited for the next few chapters