the 1 (t.n)

operation piss off the family

alexandra: none taken theo
not too thrilled about the engagement either
and no father, its alex

Tiberus: I don't know what you two are doing butchering each others names. You are Alexandra and Theodore Nott.

Christina: Names aside, we expect you Wednesday, Theodore.

theodore: WEDNESDAY???
THATS LITERALLY TOMORROW

Christina: Yes it is. You will be expected. And as for you, Alexandra. You don't need to be excited about this marriage. Its simply to keep the pureblood flowing.

alexandra: hes probably a second cousin or something

theodore: probably
your babies will have seven heads

alexandra: never doing that

Tiberus: Enough. Both of you.

theodore: you cant force me to go

Tiberus: You will come or there will be consequences.

theodore: the only way im going is if i can take a plus one

Tiberus: Fine.

Christina: Make sure she is proper.

theodore: oh she is
trust me

alexandra: the girl from your instagram?

theodore: yes

Tiberus: Now that we have settled this, you can move to a private chat.

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children of assholes

theo: so
youre an engaged woman now

alex: why yes i am
a lesbian engaged to a man😝🤘

theo: im sorry

alex: shut up
no feelings in this chat
thats gross🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

theo: LMAO
youre really going to like my 😏girlfriend😏

alex: ill have to knock some sense into her
anyone who will date you is obviously insane

theo: ahahah
back to your engagement
you should honestly just run away
become a muggle
change your identity and stuff
like those movies

alex: its already too close to the wedding

theo: leave him at the altar😜

alex: i might
i actually might

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astoria and theo

astoria: i heard about alex's engagement!!
im so excited for her xx
the party will be fun :)
cant wait :)
when is it?
how long?
i need to know how much to pack 😂