Regular Day... (Regular Show x Reader)

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It was well kept house with a couch and a table, stairs, and a couple of paintings. Benson shouted out loudly,
"EVERYONE COME DOWNSTAIRS!!! IT'S IMPORTANT!!" A group of men came downstairs. All ranging in sizes, colors, and widths. Y/n was kinda of scared of a few.
"What???? You interrupted my sleeping time?!" A man with brown hair, eyes, and clothes whined.
"This is serious. Everyone, sit down." Benson told the men as they complied.
"So. Who's this jolly good woman, Benson?" A male with a mustache and top hat pondered. All of them turned to the poor Y/n.
"This is another one of Joan's creations. She escaped the lab before they mind washed her into their grasp." The group gasped.
"Do they seriously do this just for their park?!" A man with blue and black hair and a white and blue jacket exclaimed. Benson nodded.
"For now, she'll stay with us and live here for a while. Everyone, meet Y/n. Y/n," Benson turned to Y/n. "Meet Rigby, Skips, Pops, HiFives, MuscleMan, Thomas, and Mordecai." Y/n did a small, shy wave to the group. The one called 'MucleMan' got up.
"She can't be harmless. She's just a girl-" He got cut off by Y/n grabbing his arm and flipping him over. He landed on the ground with an 'oof'. Everyone gaped at the girl as she glared at him.
"I'm just a what?" She asked, voice dripped with venom. Benson looked surprised.
"Ooh yeah. Definitely a major project."
"COOL!!!" Mordecai and Rigby yelled. Y/n stood there, and picked up MuscleMan.
"Sorry..." She muttered, walking away over to Benson. "What exactly do you guys do here?"
"We maintain the food cart, keep the park clean, protect the park, make sure no ducks are around. The usual." Y/n smiled.
"When can I sign up?" Benson smiled.
"Much more excited than the others." He pointed to Mordecai and Rigby. "You can... Guide her. Don't lose her neither."
"I'm not a dog, Benny Boy." Y/n told him. Mordecai and Rigby laughed.
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The trio walked into a coffee shop, for the h/l,h/c never tried it. A girl with short, reddish brown hair and brown eyes and another girl with long, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes walked up.
"Rigby!" The red head squealed, hugging the said person. The other patted Mordecai's shoulder. Y/n tilted her head.
"Oh! HELLUR there! I'm Jailyn and this is Sky (inform meh if you want me to use your real name)" The girls greeted. "We're their cousins." Y/n felt a sigh from the breath she never knew she held in.
"I'm Y/n. I'm... uh..."
"She joined our job." Rigby cut in casually, winking at the girl. Y/n caught on, smiling at him. They got their orders in and just talked. Another set of girls came over. Both had the same hair colors as the last, just taller.
"Hey Mordecai." A sweet voice that intimidated Y/n.
"O-Oh! Hey Margaret!" Mordecai stuttered at the said girl. Y/n shyly waved, and Margaret glared.
"Who's this?" She asked- no, forced with venom.
"Y/n. A new worker at the park. Margaret leaned in more.
"Really?" She asked.
"Oh Marg! Stop scaring her!" The other stated. Her name tag said Eileen.
"Thanks, Eileen. Nice name." Eileen smiled at Y/n. Margaret's glare became colder. Jailyn and Sky came with the coffees. Jailyn's face darkened.
"Oh hey, Margaret." She scoffed. Margaret glared at her.
"Jailyn. Sky." The girls eat the coffee down and dragged Margaret and Eileen into the back. Y/n stared at the drink.
"Not drugged or anything, right?" Mordecai spit out his drink and started laughing. Rigby joined in.
"N-No! It's n-not drugged!" Y/n smiled at them.
"Well. This better taste good, jackasses." With that, she took a drink of he coffee. It was kinda of sweet. "This is good." They paid for the bill and walked back to the park, coffees in hand.
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"Our first job is the snack cart!" Rigby said. Y/n grinned. The trio walked into a beige and orange little shop. Skips was in there.
"You guys got this?" Mordecai and Rigby nodded. Skips... uh. Skipped out? Cheesy. I know but he did. He patted Y/n's head on the way out.
"What do we really do here?" Y/n asked the two boys. They grinned.
"Since no one's here, we eat snacks!" They started eating random crap. Y/n just grabbed a corndog and a Sprite. While she saw them pig out, Benson came over.
"Oh Shit!" She muttered and coughed. "Benson! Hey!" Mordecai and Rigby eyes widened as they set everything back up.
"Hey, Y/n. Where's Mordecai and Rigby?"
"They're kinda cleaning up." Benson nodded.
"They're finally taking initiative. Good for them. Oh. Tell them that you're sleeping in their room." Y/n's face fell as she stared at Benson's disappearing figure. Mordecai and Rigby popped up behind the stand, eyes wide.
"Did he say-"
"What we think he just said?!" Rigby finished Mordecai's sentence. Y/n nodded.
"Sadly. Yes..." Blushes appeared on their faces.
"Uh... um." Mordecai stuttered. Rigby, surprisingly, stayed quiet. They all stared at each other.
"Let's just go. I'm full!" Rigby cut in, pulling Y/n's arm.
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To Y/n's surprise, the room was dirty with clothes everywhere. There was a single trampoline and a bed.
"Skips' garage is looking kinda comfy." A blast of thunder and lightning struck right outside. She jumped and hid behind Mordecai. "Never mind!" Rigby laughed.
"Sleep on the bed. I'll sleep on the trampoline and Rigby can sleep on the clothes pile." Mordecai told her, grabbing some random blanket. She smiled, grateful to have such kindness from the boys. Rigby face planted into the pile and started snoring. Mordecai waved and laid down on the tiny trampoline. Y/n sat down on the bed and then laid down. She snuggled into the sheets and fell into the abyss we call sleep.