true hope : nagito komaeda x shrek fanfic

Chp one Km

Shrek pov:

I was just outside of my swamp one day just trying to take a nice walk and scareing away every1 trying to get into my swamp. Then this white haired boy entered my swamp.

"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!1!!!1!" I yelled @ him wheni saw him. He didnt even flinch !!! :O Usually when I yell at a person they run away crying ?? Why isn't this guy running away ???
He thn smiled and waved at me . " hello!" He said' I'm nagito komaeda! But most people just call me a huge peice of white marshmallow hair anime trash who ruined everything." Then, he held out his hand. "You must be shrek?"
I was shocked. How does he kno my name??
"how do y know my name???" Iasked nagito
"I looked it up on the web! People seem to really love you for some reason." He sighed and crossed his arms. "Have you never heard of the Internet?"
I'm v confused.. Wtf is this guy talking about!?

~2 be comtinued...~