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"I'm finna get my nipples pierced." she said and my eyes widened "Mamaaaaa, you are too old." I gasped

"Girl, I'm 38. Plus I need to drop you off somewhere me and yo daddy finna make some babi-" "Mama." I cut her off

"What?" she asked like she said nothing wrong at all "I don't appreciate being kicked out so you guys can do the do. And your nipples mama? Nipples?"

"First of all you need to make some fucking friends with yo depressed ass. And yes my nipples and you comin' with me." she shrugged

"Can I get a tattoo?" I asked her "NoPe." she popped the P making a left. I looked at her and squinted "What are you gonna do?"

"What are you talking about?" she glanced over at me "If I go get a tattoo what are you going to do?" I repeated and she made a face

"I don't know. Fuck am I supposed to do scrape it off?"

"So can I get a tattoo?" I smiled "Sur- this my shit."

"I gotta ass so big like the sun hope you got- thats the song me and yo dad-" "Unt un mama." I said making her laugh.

"Alright I'ma stop. Bitch I'm scared." she said and I bussed out laughing "I am not your friend." I chuckled

"You right I'ma drop you off at the mall. And then I gotta pick up Krynia cause she finna go too." she said "Nooo I wanna go." I whined

"Okay then shut the fuck up and I'ma still drop you off at the mall cause yo daddy defoly suckin' on my nipples when I get back." she said

"Oh- I need a nigga who ca' beat it up straight mistreat it up. Tongue in and eat it up dumb scums fuck 'em up. My legs lift 'em up no talking hard pumps. I'm talking dumb strokes somebody rock my boat." I rapped

"I need a nigga with an appetite, fuck me raw and nasty type. Not tryna be ya wife just wanna fuck you right. Give a few pointers have a bitch dumb hooked like get all in my tummy on the dick I go nutty all night keep me cumin', beat it up. No dummin' take dick. Start runnin' on the dick, I go nutty I admit. I am slutty bossy pussy. Got me runnin' ass jump like a bunny slow and sticky." my mama rapped

"Like honey learn how to beat it up, learn how to eat it up, learn how to neat it up, learn how to speed, before you try to get a nut. All in my nigga. If I sound like a slut so motherfuckin' what!" we rapped in unison getting hyped

"Mama you really droppin' me off at the mall?" I frowned seeing that's where we stopped.

We live like 10 minutes away.

"Mm. I'm still thinking about it but I want some cajun grill." she shrugged

"But. Mmchtt I wanna be the first one to see yo tities." I frowned "You sound so gay right now." she chuckled parking the car

"Only for you." I smirked "I'm yo mama!" she semi-yelled "Shh. I told dad about us." I joked

"You stayin' here." she said and my mouth fell "I was just playin' dude." I smacked my lips "That's nice." she shrugged locking the door

"What if I get abducted?" I questioned "Yo daddy put a tracker in all yo jewelry." she shrugged

"That's triflin' what if I had a nigga and he just popped up at his house." I frowned and she shook her head

"And it's hella packed what if I bump into someone." I whispered "Then you say 'my fault OG' and gone 'bout yo day." she shrugged

"What if they tell me run my pockets?" I asked "Then you be like 'for whaaaat' and go get lil Travis before they do." she chuckled