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"I just. Sigh." I blurted out randomly sitting in my room with nothing to do.

"I wanna shoot somebody in the head....that's what I'm gonna do." I lied standing up causeee what gun Louis?

But what I can do is run somebody over. I thought to myself putting on my slides and grabbing my keys that were on my nightstand.

"It's a beautiful day to be in the proj-" "Unt un where you goin'?" My probation officer cut me when I opened my door

"To the store. Where you goin'?" I smiled "Girl. Drug test." she said holding up the bottle smiling back at me.

"For whaaaat. You know I smoke nigga. That shit legal now." I groaned "Don't matter. You not." she shrugged inviting herself in

"Mmchtt I fail this shit everytime and you know this....man." I said snatching the cup from her "Then you got a blunt on ya table." she sighed

"Yea cause from round here between Normandie and West end we call this here a twinnie twin twin wooow niggaaaa." I said putting the blunt on my ear.

"Yo ass finna have community service in a minute." she pointed at me "Okaaaay? As long as I got weed I can do the deed." I smiled

"That's the po- go pee I don't have all day nie." she snapped "Girl you came up in my shit." I mumbled walking to the bathroom.

What if I just hop out the window. I thought walking in the bathroom. "She always trippin' like bitch you smoke cigarettes. Who's really killing themself?" I mumbled

"And boom warm water." I smiled adding some then washed my hands and the cup.

"Patricia you be smokin' cigarettes but if I smoke some mary ju wana its a problem how that work?" I asked

"Mary ju w- bye Laya." she cut herself off walking towards the door "I'm for real. I'ma go get some paperwork for that shit." I added

This bitch is so fucking dumb she didn't hear a toilet flush or nothing.

"Anyways as I was singing before. It's a wonderful day to be in the projects." I smiled as I locked my door

"Ahahaha nigga I smoke craaack got $10 you ca' meet me in the back." a crackhead rapped "Shut the fuck up Linda." crackhead Bobby said

"You mad cause I don't want yo $10? You mad. Why you mad Bobby?" she asked him while doing poses making me laugh and unlock my car

"YOU CUTE YOU GOT $10?" she asked me and I laughed shaking my head "I only got EBT I'm sorry." I lied I don't even qualify for that shit.

"It's cool baby I'a take that too." she smirked "Linda stop fuckin' with these damn kids. Ain't you on the sex offender list?"

Oop-. "Man shut the fuck up. Fuckin' cockblocker." she said smacking her lips "Baby don't listen to him." she turned to me

"Hell nah. I'm good I like wee wee." I said getting in the car " I got it!" she said waving a dildo around

"Where the fuc- hell nah."

"WHERE YOU PULL THAT SHIT FROM!" Bobby asked "What you think nigga I pulled it out my ass."

"See nah. GET FROM OUT MY FOCKIN DRIVEWAY!" I yelled "Hit me bitch yo fuckin' won't!" Linda yelled

Who won't? Tuh that was my goal for the day fawk you mean. I thought to myself before putting my car in reverse and stepped on the gas pedal.

"Oops." I frowned playfully "THAT'S OKAY YOU GOT THIS TIME BUT I'MA GAN-" "LINDA!" Bobby yelled making me laugh.

"Now what I'm gone do all I wanted to do was run somebody over." I mumbled stopping at the stop sign.