*master grabs a cloth of the counter as he wipes the bakas blood off of his crusty hands*
"You really thought you k!lled me?"
*master suddenly turns around in shock*
"It's gonna take more than that you dip shat."
"I- how-" master quivers with fear
"There's a lot I haven't told you..." Baka admits
"But yet you just tried to k!ll me so I don't know if I should tell you.." baka smirks
"But how? How are you alive right now?" Master says with shaky breath
"Well, my parents were the emperors of the shart lands."
"What..."
"Yes, the shart lands were a magnificent place. Until the diarrhea demons took our place down, there used to be peace and unity between us."
"Us? Who is us?" Master says intrigued
"The five guardians. The piss people, the diarrhea demons, the shart slayers, the fart freaks, and the poop police."
"Wow I didn't even know... can you explain more UWU?"
"Yes, so the five guardians all lived in peace until the poop police messed with the shart slayers, my people.
"Well what did they do? If you don't mind me asking." Master squeaks
"They bombed us with their poopy problems, its one of their weapons. That's when the five guardians first fell out of harmony."
"Wait so how did you live after I knocked you out?"
"I'm immortal."
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Authors note- 🤪💓 this isn't my regular approach to a book so lmk if you like it.
