Marvel x Male Carnage Reader

Chapter 1

Y/n: Oh well that's equally as surprising, but anyway can someone please explain why we were in a church but now we are in a park with chickens

Eddie: They are Venom's friends, he was supposed to eat them though

Y/n: What the fuck

Carnage: I agree, what the fuck father

Y/n: FATHER?!?! What the FUCK have I missed man.

Eddie: Well me and Venom are off, we need to lie low and we suggest you you do the same, your car was in the middle of all that wreckage

Y/n: Oh my god my fucking car, you bought me that. Anyway what about lying low, where the fuck are two people with aliens in them gonna go, wait is carnage even an alien because if he was born on Earth then he's technically not but whatever that is not the point where are we gonna go man, or men I don't fucking know anymore guys I'm so confused

Carnage: Human, are you okay?

Y/n: First off, I have a 'symbiote' in my head which I've only just learnt about like three minutes ago, and secondly I thought you were the evil one why do you care

Venom: We symbiotes take characteristics of our hosts maybe that has something to do with it

Eddie: You have always been a caring person Y/n, but on a more serious note for us lying down we need to to hide, far from here, different country, maybe even a different continent.

Venom: Well I have an idea actually

Carnage: And what's that

{Timeskip}

Eddie and Y/n are both sat on a beach with their symbiotes coming out of their shoulders

Venom: Thank you Eddie, this is very nice

Eddie: Hey it's all right buddy just glad you could experience this

Y/n: Look this is lovely and all but where do we go from here

Eddie: I don't know man, I think we're gonna have to split up so that if they find one of us, the other will be fine

Y/n: I don't think we have to worry about being caught, especially with Venom and Carnage

Carnage: Exactly Eddie, you're underestimating us we could easily kill all of those that try to kill us

Y/n: Hey carnage, why don't we try the hero route for a bit

Carnage simply looked at Y/n with the most judgmental eyes ever

Y/n: Bitch we're doing it

Carnage: Hmm, maybe

Eddie: Are you kidding me? Not that long ago you were trying to kill your own father and now you decided to be a hero just because someone asked you once

Y/n: I am sitting right here

Venom: Okay Eddie let's go now before you try and kill them.

Venom took over Eddie's body and stood up then he immediately dove into the ocean and disappeared from view

Y/n: No goodbye or anything? I'm gonna miss you dad. Anyway Carnage, if we're gonna be heroes I say we become apart of the best superhero team out there, one which I've heard are hiring

Carnage: And who're they

Y/n: The Avengers, located in New York, so how about we go help out there

Carnage: Well then, let's get going

Carnage then took over Y/n's body and leapt into the ocean and started swimming, all the way to New York, where he hopefully would find a team to have some fun with and maybe save the world once or twice, because that would be fun start to his new life living with a human.