Jesus X The Boss Baby (Concept test)

Jesus X The Boss Baby

It is 2AM, The boss baby is crying on the floor holding a gun to his head. His older brother Tim killed himself the previous day... And their parents haven't even thought to comfort the Boss Baby, "He's a baby, he doesn't understand!" But he understood alright, his parents thinking he doesn't just makes him sadder, he has no-one to talk to but himself. Baby corp and all the babies in it won't talk to the Boss Baby because he stopped working after Tim fucking died. The Boss Baby is ready to die, and with watery eyes and quivering hands, he says
  "Goodbye cruel world..."
The Boss Baby pulls the trigger but... he doesn't die? He looks at the gun confused and devastated, he pulls the trigger again, crying his eyes out, when he feels a hand pat his back. 
  "Young one, what you are doing is a mistake. Life is a gift! Not a punishment..."
Boss baby jolts around to look at the stranger that saved him...
  "J-Jesus? Why, why save me? I'm just a stupid baby!" 
  "Young one, I see something special in you. You mustn't leave this Earth, not yet."
Jesus's eyes wonder down to Boss Baby's crotch, he notices his massive bulge, shocked, he gasps.
  "What?"
Boss Baby says confused.
  "What are you gasping for?"
  "Sorry, I just noticed..."
Boss Baby notices Jesus is rock hard, and that he's wearing nothing but a tunic!
  "Oh, I didn't know Jesus could get an erection!"
Jesus's penis shines out, it's glistening in the moonlight. Boss Baby also starts to get hard...
  "Oh no. Not again."
Boss Baby's cock instantly grows to an abnormal size
  "HOLY JESUS"
Jesus says, Boss Baby's cock destroys the roof of the house, the tip glows in the sky. Boss Baby is unable to move as his cock is to heavy, because his large penis is not a blessing, but a curse...