The Crossovers

Percy and Harry

Percy: Where are we?
Harry: I dunno...wait...who are you?
Percy: *Stares at Harry*
Harry: *Stares at Percy*
Percy: *Pulls out Riptide*
Harry: *Pulls out wand*

*Moment of silence*

Percy: Wait, you think you can beat me with a...a...A STICK!?
Harry: *Looks at wand* Oh, you mean this?
Percy: UH, YEAH!
Harry: This is no stick.
Percy: Then what is it!?
Harry: It's a wand.
Percy: A WAND!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE FAIRY DUST TOO!?

Me: *1,000 miles away* *shivers*
Friend: What's wrong?
Me: I think someone...just called...Harry's wand...a stick...
Friend: What is wrong with you?
Me: I FELT A DISTURBANCE IN THE FANDOM WORLD!
Friend: O.O

Percy: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD A WAND! I MEAN COME ON YOU'RE LIKE MY AGE!
Harry: I can kill you in two seconds.
Percy: Yeah right. Let's see you try.
Harry: Well...
Percy: HA! I KNEW IT!
Harry: Give me a spider.
Percy: What, you think I can randomly conjure one?
Spider: *Crawls across floor*
Percy: Oh...maybe I can. *Picks up spider and hands to Harry*
Harry: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Spider: *Dies*
Percy: Ohhhhhhhhh crab apples...
Harry: Told you so. Still want to test my theory?
Percy: NO! I'm good man. I'm good.

Me: *1000 miles away* I think they're okay now.
Friend: What are you talking about!?
Me: I just said they're okay.
Friend: WHO'S THEY!?
Me: PEOPLE!

Percy: So...tell me a bit about you.
Harry: What do you mean?
Percy: I don't know...what's you life like?
Harry: *Explains what's going on up to the beginning of the sixth book*
Percy: That's depressing.
Harry: I MEAN SERIOUSLY!? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, MAN!? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT A FREAKING PROPHECY DESTROYED MY
LIFE!?

A/N: Viria's idea, by the way, the thing with the prophecy.

Percy: Hey, at least you only had one, man. I've been involved in like, three.
Harry: Yeah but they didn't end with you DYING!
Percy: Well, be thankful that your was straightforward.
Harry: I WOULD HAVE RATHER HAD IT BE A RIDDLE!
Percy: No, trust me, you wouldn't.
Harry: You know what Just...GOODBYE! *Walks away*
Percy: *Waves* BYE STRANGER!

Me: *1000 miles away* I FEEL ANOTHER DISTURBANCE IN THE FANDOM.
Friend: OH GIVE IT A REST, ALREADY!