*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Bunny: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Sam: ...I did it. I broke it.
Bunny: No, no you didn't. Mr. Moon?
Mr. Moon: Don't look at me, look at Mrs. Star.
Mrs. Star: What?! I didn't break it.
Mr. Moon: Huh, that's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?
Mrs. Star: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Mr. Moon: Suspicious.
Mrs. Star: No, it's not!
Eagle-Eye: If- if it matters, probably not, but.. Lady Rose was the last one to use it.
Lady Rose: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Eagle-Eye: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lady Rose: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Eagle-Eye!
Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bunny.
Bunny: No! Who broke it?
...
Eagle-Eye: Bunny, Mr. Moon's been awfully quiet.
Mr. Moon: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
...
Bunny: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Bunny: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
...
Bunny: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
