Laser tag [ Shrek x fem reader fanfic]

Harry styles party

Harry styles birthday was coming up and he wanted to invite all his besties, except Peppa, she got plastic surgery and she was a little bitch, literally no one liked her ass, except Peppa was going to probably find out because of Donkey's loud high mighty ass, probably bragging or whatever. 

Y/n was sitting in her house, with Shrek all over her walls, she loved him, but his wife fucking Fiona was in the way, oh my god she was such a  homewrecker, i mean she didn't appreciate his loud shits and avoided the toilet after Shrek, i went in there and smelled it until Shrek shat his pants again, she got a knock at her door and opened it, it was Harry Styles, he gave her a piece of paper, this was it. 

"SHREK BABY, THIS IS WHERE I GET YOU, COME FART ON ME SHREK" 

Y/n loved Shrek, i mean how could she not he was perfect in every way, he was tall and strong and he was funny, such a personality, Shrek was going to this party, oh my god! 

Y/n got ready, she made her basically getting Shrek to crawl on his knees to her, she just had to watch out for Peppa who might come, god y/n hated Peppa, not to mention she was going after Shrek, that bitch must go down faster than titanic.