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Kyle's love

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I looked at him. His hair was wet and lushes. He made me blush. "Are you really that gay?" He asked. "Yes. I love you so much, kyle." I said. My mother always said it was wrong to like another man. But her son turned out to be a gay idiot who fell in love with his roomate, kyle. He was so cute, and good looking, and strong. The reason why I fell in love with him. He was so charming, and charming me into having sex with him. "It's good to be gay, isn't it?" Kyle asked. "Yeah, I guess it is." I responded, wiping my hair out of my face after our final orgasm. "Do you think I'm a bit dumb?" He asked. "No, no, no." I said. "Kyle, you are really handsome. You should be confident with who you are. Who cares if you are gay. It is a good thing." "I guess it is, but, I just feel like it's so embarrassing." "Kyle, you are a man now. You can be gay if you want. Have fun with it." "I did, I just feel like I should keep it a secret from everyone, like it's a dirty fetish." "Oh, well than you could use that, "fetish" for your own desires now." "But I can't, like if people find out." "You could just say 'I'm a masochist.' Say you like being hurt." "I don't think so." "Just use it if you want to, you shouldn't be ashamed of liking something as simple as liking another man." Kyle told me he didn't want to be with me anymore. He was gay. It was the one thing I dreaded the most. I loved my roomate, but knew he wasn't gay, and I didn't want to feel any more of my friends leaving me. I think Kyle wanted to be with me too. I wish he would come out of his room and tell me how he really felt. I didn't know how to confront him. I didn't want him to feel like a freak, but I wanted him to be with me and not another man. I knew I wasn't gay, but I was sure I was bisexual. "Kyle, you are still my best friend." I said to him. "Do you want to be a lesbian?" Kyle asked. "No, I don't want to be a lesbian. It's not a lifestyle I want to choose." "That's what you wanted to be gay for? So you could date another girl?" "No, that is not it at all." I answered. "Then what is it?" "I just think I am bisexual." "Well, I guess that's a positive thing." Kyle said. "Yeah." I said. My dad showed up at our apartment. "Dinner is ready." I told him, as I got up and prepared to eat. "Well, this sucks." Kyle said. "I want you to know I will always love you, no matter what." I told him. "Thanks." He said. "I'm gonna go now." "Don't leave. I wanna tell you something." I said. Kyle stared at me. "Tell me." He said. "I think I like men." I said. "What do you mean you think?" "I'm attracted to them, I have been this whole time, and I don't know what to do." "Well, I guess the only thing you can do is to find the right guy and have sex with him." Kyle said. "No, I don't want to fuck another guy. I don't think I want to do that." "Kyle, I am so confused. I don't know what I want to do." "Do you like doing it with me?" Kyle asked. "Yes." I said. "Then you should do it with me. I'm not gay. I'm not bisexual either." "Well, than why not just have sex with you?" "Why not" Kyle replied, "No one has said no." "This whole thing is just too hard for me." I said, "It's a lot of pressure and I feel like everyone expects me to do something I'm not even sure I want to do." "I think it's really great you want to do it, that's totally normal, but why do you feel like you can't?" "I don't know." "Then, you should just keep doing what you're doing." "That's not what I want." I said. "What do you want?" Kyle asked me. "I don't know." "Do you like women?" Kyle asked. "Yes, but I don't know if I could be with one or two, and I don't want to feel trapped." "You're with me now baby, i love you and want to fuck you" Kyle said. "I love you too Kyle, and I am totally not doing this for you." "No." Kyle said. "If you don't want to do it, just tell me, and I will take care of you." "That's not what I want." I said. "Just fuck me already" Kyle demanded. "I just can't do this Kyle." I said, "I don't want to be with a man." "But you said you'd fuck me if I said that. So what is it?" Kyle asked. "I just can't do this with you, I'm sorry" "But you have to, do you wanna figure out what the hell you want in life?" Kyle asked. "I know what I want in life." I told him. "But what do you want? Tell me." Kyle said. I sighed, and tears started falling down my face. I looked at Kyle and he was looking at me and his expression changed to one of disappointment. "I don't know what I want Kyle." I said. "I can't do this." Kyle told me. "I'm sorry I love you, but I'm not gonna fuck you." He said. I walked away. "BAhHHAhAHAHhah" Me and Kyle laughed as the scene cut. "What the hell just happened?" "I have no clue." We both walked towards eachother, giggling. "I think we just had an unscripted lesbian sex scene." Kyle said. I rolled my eyes. "Well, I'm glad we got some laughs out of it." I said. "I'm just confused by what just happened." He said. I chuckled and looked at him. "I can agree with that." I said. "Do you want to be with me?" "Yes" he said, "I really want to." I looked at him. "So we both want it." I told him. "Yes." Kyle said. "But we're both scared to do it." He said. "Yup" I said. "But we're gonna." He said. "What do you want to do?" I asked. "I don't know" He said. "I just wanna keep doing what we're doing for now." "Do you want to try having sex with me?" "I think I might want to , but I don't want to." He said. "So, you're just gonna leave it be?" I asked. "Yeah, probably." He replied. "Well, what do you want to do?" "Well, I don't know." He said. "I don't want to just ignore the fact of me wanting to have sex with you, yet not wanting to at the same time. Its all sorta confusing." I shook my head and laughed. "That's exactly how I feel." "So, how are you gonna sort it out?" I asked. "I don't know." He said. "I really want to have sex with you and I really want to, ya know, cure my sex craving ass, but I also just want to have sex with anyone at this point." I shook my head and laughed. "Do you want me to do it for you?" I asked. "You just did." He said. "I'm just gonna leave it be for now." I shrugged. "What's there to sort out?" I said. "I don't know." "Well, see you tomorrow!!" Kyle said as he walked off set. "Bye!!.." I had something else to say, but I whispered it for my well being. "..I love you.."