Random characters with each other or the reader!

Joker x Hisoka

It was a hot night and the Joker was strolling around Gotham looking for his ex boyfriend Batman, they had to end their relationship because Batman refused to tell Joker his identity

The wind picked up and a portal opened, a hot clown flew out and landed on his point-shoed feet, he held cards as if they were weapons, the joker saw Batman across the street and decided this was a golden opportunity that he could take advantage of

The joker spoke first, "One clown to another, would you like to take down a little baby bat with me? Mr..."

"Call me the prince of cards, Hisoka's the name and cards are my favorite game, you're powerful, I like that..." he licked his lips hungrily, "maybe I can assist you if you can help me get home, I'm afraid I was flung through a strange portal while I was stalking my... friend..."

"Oh I see, well, of course I'll help you the best I can just help me beat the Batman, he's staring at us from across the street, I'm the Joker by the way"

"Oh? Like my favorite card, how... funny," Hisoka looked over to see a man in a bat suit standing with his arms crossed, "fine, let's go see him" he took Joker by the hand and crossed the street

"Joker, who's this?" Batman gestured to the tall clown man, "I thought we were serious, was I just a joke to you?"

The joker laughed, "why so serious Batman? I gave you an ultimatum, show me who you are or we're done, and you refused, though I will admit you using puns is freaking me out a little,"

"Don't mind if I chime in real quick," Hisoka began, "Do you two need a minute to sort your shit out? Because if you're emotionally unavailable I don't see how far we can go..."

"No no, I'm very available," joker smiled, "why don't we go to dinner, my treat... also Batman?" He got a hum in response, "between the three of us, though me and Hisoka are dressed like it, you are the true clown for not realizing my worth"

"That would be lovely"

And so they were off, Batman stunned he just got blown off for a clown, though it was funny in a way, he knew joker was right, he really was a clown...