T-Bag teaching his kids the 9 times tables

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"Okay now it's simple Chelsea

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"Okay now it's simple Chelsea. You just take your fingers and put down one. Nine times one is nine. Okay? Now put a second finger down. There's two down and 8 up. That means 2 times 9 is 28. Your starting to get it now?"

"Yes daddy!"

"Smart girl!" Theodore states proudly

"I think she gets it from you Theo. The smart gene."

"Well she's a spitting image of her mother. So she's got the prettiness. Don't worry though. I've got a journal containing all the facts stating the rules of dating!"

"What? Tell me one?"

"If a boy rapes her I'm killing him starting by cutting off his dick."

"This sounds good surprisingly..."

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