SMASH OR PASS - SLEEPOVER MADNESS

CHAPTER FIVE

SUGA - OK bitches, who's next. Yay it's Atsumu's turn.

ATSUMU - Oh shit, I'm scared

SUGA - Atsumu's HOTTIE is this guy

SAKUSA - 😳😲😨

SUNA - Holy fuck Atsu, that's Sakusa with glasses !!!!

ATSUMU - No it isn't. I just like guys that black wavy hair, so shut up bitch.

OSAMU - Hey, don't call Suna a bitch or....

ATSUMU - Or what you 😼. What you gonna do

OSAMU - I'll kick your ass, you shit head 💩💩💩💩💩

SUGA - Will you two hoes shut up and vote before I kill you both 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

DAICHI - You don't wanna mess with Suga, believe me.

ATSUMU Well obviously I'm gonna SMASH because he's freaking HOT 🥵🥵🥵

OSAMU - PASS. I don't share my brothers taste in men.

SUNA - PASS. Me either and thank you for having my back Samu 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

OSAMU - 😊😚🥴

SAKUSA - PASS. I don't like the idea of getting intimate with someone with my face.

NOYA - It would be like Atsumu fucking Osamu 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

ATSUMU - Ewwww

OSAMU - Ewwww

SUGA - PASS. He's nice to look af but I like my men beefier 💪

KAWA - PASS. Is that even a word? I have to agree though. I need to have those bulging biceps.

MATSUN - Like this ...

KAWA - 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

MAKKI - Or this .....

KAWA - 🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯 hafhafhafhaf

SUGA - Guys Kawa is going to self destruct 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AKAASHI - What does haf mean 🤔

MAKKI - It means hot as fuck

AKAASHI OK then ....

IWA CHAN - secftnkjtwfhkmjgd

MATSUN - You ok there bro ?

IWA CHAN - I think so ....

MATSUN - SMASH, changing the subject. I would, he looks intelligent too

MAKKI - As if that's a reason for you choosing him bitch.

MATSUN - I'm hurt bro 😭😭😭

MAKKI - Don't care and I would totally SMASH

IWA CHAN - He's pretty but I have my eye on somone already so PASS

KAWA - You like someone Iwa chan? 😭😭😭😭😭

MAKKI - Dense as fuck 🤨🤨

KUNIMI - SMASH. He's haf .....

KINDAICHI - PASS. I like straight hair 😥

MAD DOG - That's a little picky dude. I think he's HOT so SMASH

YAHABA - Me too. SMASH

DAICHI - PASS. Not my type

ASAHI - PASS. Not mine either

NOYA - SMASH. He is hot. Not 100% my type

TANAKA - SMASH. I love his hair and he is really HOT

ENNO - Are you jealous of his hair baldie 👨‍🦲

TANAKA - That's mean bro..

ENNO - PASS not my type.

NOYA - Yeah you like baldies, don't you 😂😂

ENNO - I do NOT 🤬

KAGS - He's okay but not cute so PASS

HINATA - SMASH. I thiink he's gorgeous

KAGS - 😤😠

TSUKI - PASS. Looks arrogant

ATSUMU - Well you would know bitch.

TSUKI - Fuck off dip shit

OSAMU - Don't talk to my brother like that bro..

YAMS - Do NOT mess with my best friend or I will lose my shit. 🙃😠🤬😈

OSAMU - I'm really scared freckles..

TSUKI - You should be. He's scary when he gets mad.

KAGS & HINATA - He is. He really is.....

YAMS - PASS. I don't like dark hair

KENMA - Quiet people are always plotting their enemies demise. I bet Yams is a scary ass mo fo...

AKAASHI & SUNA - Yes we do, be afraid mwah ha ha 😈😈😈

KENMA - SMASH. He's quite close to my usual type.

KUROO - PASS. Not my type 😔

YAKU - PASS. He is fine but I like my men to look more striking

LEV - PASS. What does striking mean..

YAKU - Look it up Titan 🙄

AKAASHI - SMASH. I do like that he looks intelligent 🧐

BOKUTO - Do you think that I look intelligent Kaashi?

TSUKI - 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AKAASHI - Tsuki you're an ass. Yes Bokuto san you look intelligent.

BOKUTO - 🥰🥰🥰 PASS. Not as pretty as Kaashi.

USHIJIMA - PASS. Too moody looking. I like people who can make me laugh. Like Satori

TENDOU - Thank you Ushi. I like you too 😍😍😍

USHIJIMA - Would you like to go on a date with me Satori?

TENDOU - 😲😳 do you mean romantically?

USHIJIMA - YES.

SUGA, KAWA, AKAASHI, KENMA - WTAF are you two dating now?

USHIJIMA - Yes

TENDOU - OMG OMG OMG...I'll definitely pass on the guy because I now have the one I want 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

EVERYONE - Congrats

SEMI - Congrats you guys. I would definitely SMASH

SHIRABU - 🙄🙄😡😡 Semi you're a dick. SMASH

SEMI - WTH Shirabu.

SUGA - OK. Atsumu's hottie got 13 SMASHES, 19 PASSES and 1 NEW COUPLE.