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Kotlc texting 43- Human stuff: Yes or Nah?

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DID THIS BOOK GO FROM 3.8K TO 4.2K READS IN A WEEK?!?!?!?!?! (by the time I posted this, it was more than a week)

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*Freaks out*

NO WAY 

ILY U GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3333

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Sophie: Did you get what I got you, Keefe?
Keefe: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Keefe: E.L FUDGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sophie: Yup!
Keefe: YUM
Biana: It's just a human thing-
Biana: Filled with preservatives
Biana: And chemicals
Keefe: I'd have it every day for 3 meals a day for my whole life if I could
Biana: Ew
Sophie: Biana you have to stop criticizing human products
Biana: I mean, it's not my fault elf things are SO much better than human stuff!!!
Sophie: See what I mean?
Biana: Oh
Biana: Um
Biana: I mean
Biana: I'm gonna stop talking now
Keefe: Thank you
Keefe: You know what??
Keefe: Let's play a game!!
Keefe: We vote for stuff: human or elf! There will be 3 rounds for each category!
Sophie: Sure
Biana: Elf stuff is SO gonna win but fine
Dex: Hi
Dex: Ok
Keefe: (urgent) Who wants to play?
Marella: Play what??
Dex: read the chat
Marella: Sure
Linh: Okay
Tam: k
Keefe: Ok first, desert- prattles or E.L Fudge
Biana: Prattlessssssssssssssssssssssss
Linh: Prattles
Tam: Prattles
Keefe: E.L FUDGE
Sophie: FUDGE
Dex: I love prattles but I kind of like it mostly for the pins
Dex: So I'm gonna say EEEEEEEE ELLLLLL FUDDGEEE
Fitz: I just want Biana to be mad and Keefe to be happy so E.L fudge it is
Biana: UGHH
Biana: Fine E.L Fudge wins -_-
Keefe: YEH BOI
Keefe: Yessss
Keefe: Okay, round 2
Keefe: E.L Fudge vs Custard bursts
Sophie: Sorry Keefe, Custard Bursts for the win!
Keefe :   :(
Keefe: E.L Fudge
Biana: E l fudge because I want to see what happens in the next round
Keefe: yay
Fitz: Custard bursts
Tam: I agree with Biana
Tam: el fudge
Linh: Uh
Linh: I vote for both!
Marella: I'm not doing this round
Keefe: Fine
Keefe: E.L Fudge won!
Keefe: Now for the round we all have been waiting for:
Keefe: mallowmelt or e l fudge!
Biana: AND THIS IS WHY I VOTED FOR THE HUMAN FUDGE LAST ROUND
Biana: MWAHAHAHAHAH
Biana: I vote for mallowmelt
Keefe: E.L FUDGE! MY VOTE GOES FOR THAT!
Sophie: Mallowmelt
Fitz: Mallowemeltttttttt
Tam: Same
Linh: Mallowmelt
Marella: Mallowmelt, me too!
Dex: Yis
Keefe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tam: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Biana: WOO HOOO
Biana: ELVES WINNN
Keefe: Okay okay don't need to be so rude about it
Biana: err hem.. sorry
Keefe: What should the next category be??
Biana: Sports??
Keefe: Okay
Keefe: Foster, got any human sports we should know about?
Sophie: Uhh
Sophie: Ever heard of basketball?
Dex: Yeah, it was in one of mom's human movies
Juline: Yes it was!
Dex: Mom how do you always appear when I mention you?
Juline: I just do!
Dex: Ok...
Keefe: Okay so...
Keefe: Basketball vs Splotching
Sophie: Basketball because its hurts way less
Fitz: Splotching because it's just kinda cool
Keefe: Splotching
Biana: Yep splotching
Marella: Same
Linh: Mhm
Tam: Splotching
Dex: I don't know, but basketball didn't really appeal to me much in my mom's movies
Juline: True
Dex: HOW DO YOU DO THATTTT
Juline: >:)
Sophie: Well you guys have never played basketball before so you don't know how fun it is
Biana: I doubt it but okay
Sophie ._.
Biana: What topic now?
Sophie: Have you guys ever tried human chips?
Keefe: You mean human flavoured chips? Gosh no! (A/N that's a relief)
Sophie: ...
Sophie: I mean chips from the forbidden cities
Keefe: Oh yeah I have
Dex: Me too, when we went to the forbidden cities
Biana: Me too and to be honest, it was the first thing from the forbidden cities I liked
Sophie: What flavours did you try?
Biana: Some onion cream flavour
Keefe: I tried the chips that had like this really sourly spicey taste
Dex: I ate plain pOtAtO
Sophie: Cool
Sophie: How much would you rate the chips you ate??
Keefe: I'd say a 8.5/10
Biana: 10/10 for meee
Dex: a seven
Sophie: I'm sending all of you something

(15 minutes later)

Keefe: Its a small box
Sophie: Open ittt
Keefe: All I see is bread, lettuce and something else
Biana: What is this Sophie??
Dex: Yeah?? Looks weird
Sophie: Its called a burger
Sophie: Tryyy ittttt
Keefe: hmmm
Keefe: I like the white sauce thing
Sophie: Mayonnaise
Dex: That's a rather confusing name for a white sauce-
Sophie: hehe
Biana: What's in this????
Biana: I swear if you gave us meat-
Sophie: Don't worry, its just a potato patty!
Biana: Patty?
Biana: Sounds suspicious
Biana: It tastes weird
Biana: Eh I like mallowmelt better
Keefe: Yeah
Sophie: HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE BURGERS?!??!?!!?
Dex: We're OKAY with them
Sophie: IALSMCPQPI8OKD,S 109DKFUPLAK 
Sophie: You guys are hopeless :/
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I just realised some stuff that I've been doing in some of these chapters.

Dex sometimes starts typing in a weirdly proper grammar

Keefe starts using memes while typing

Tam says 'I like stalker-ish' multiple times

Linh, Marella and Fitz randomly disappear XD (kind of me when I'm texting)

Juline appears online everytime someone mentions her

LOL