* zoom call*
Kermit: hey babe , how was your day?
Angela: I-it was fine, just tired . Work was a hassle today
Kermit: you want to talk about it babe?
Angela: I rather not
Kermit: umm ok
-awkward silence-
Kermit* looks at his girlfriend confused * so?
Angela: so?
Kermit : okay what's up babe, what's wrong?
Angela: what makes you think anything is wrong?
Kermit: because I just know okay, you been acting weird for a while
Angela: I know I have , I'm sorry, I just don't know what to say
Angela: because I don't want to hurt you
Kermit: hurt me? With what? Now you're scaring me
Angela: look Kermit I don't think this relationship is going anywhere
Kermit looks at Angela shocked
Kermit: how can you... how can you say something like that?
Angela: I don't expect you to understand , it's just how I feel
Kermit: you're right I don't understand , we've been dating for three years , and you just want to spring this up to me on a zoom call? Seriously what is this?
Kermit: I just bought you a promise ring , which I haven't done with anyone else
Angela: I know , I feel really bad ... it's just not working Kermit , we barely see each other anyway , we're both working...
Kermit * looks down holding his forehead * I don't get it, I don't know why you're saying this
Kermit: we were in such a good place , we were happy !
Angela: I was happy Kermit
Kermit: that's such bullcorn Angela because obviously you weren't happy in this relationship
Kermit: if you want to end things with no valid explanation...
Angela: Kermit I told you why, I just don't think this is working
Kermit: babe I been working extra hours for us, so we can buy a house together , I just need a little bit more time
Angela: Kermit I just don't think we're right for each other
Kermit: you don't think we're right for each other? Why are you saying this now?
Kermit: did I do something to not make you trust me or something?
Angela: no it's nothing like that, I'm just not in love with you anymore
Kermit: wow you're just not in love with me anymore
Kermit * covers his face* I can't believe what I'm hearing right now
Kermit: gosh I can't fathom what you're telling me
Kermit: oh God
Angela: Kermit I'm sorry
Kermit : you're sorry? No I'm sorry for thinking we would actually last
Kermit: how can you do this to me? We had so many plans
Kermit: oh gosh
Angela: I know we did, but my heart is just not in it anymore
Kermit: so ? What? Is there some other guy or something?
Angela: no. It's nothing like that. I just miss my freedom
Kermit: you miss your freedom ? Angela I never controlled you with anything !
Angela: Kermit just shut up , I never said you controlled me . I'm trying to speak and you keep talking over me .
Kermit: whoa don't speak to me like that Angela , I'm just trying to understand what you're thinking
Angela: I just don't think we should be together , we're two different people
Kermit: two different people? That's such bullcorn and you know it
Angela: no one says bullcorn Kermit , it's bullshit! Not bullcorn
Kermit: excuse you? Can you not cuss you know how I feel about that
Angela: see this is why I also have to end things , you're literally a man child
Kermit: oh my gosh no I'm not .
Angela: Kermit you're sensitive over everything , everything triggers you, you can't even be around my family
Kermit: I know because they cuss and it makes me uncomfortable
Angela: but it's my family Kermit , their not just anyone off of the street and you been so disrespectful to my parents
Kermit: well I told you from the beginning I'm not going to be around people who cuss
Angela: you know what there's no reasoning with you. I'm just going to go .
Kermit: so just like that? You're going to leave me?
Kermit: I have been nothing but a great boyfriend to you !!!!
Angela: I'll give you back the ring tomorrow
Kermit: Angela please don't do this . We made a promise to each other
Angela: goodbye Kermit
Kermit: seriously Angela don't do this
Angela hangs up.
Kermit breaks down. 😥
