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Roulx: *he is walking downstairs to Jevil's cell, seeing him passed out* hmm? *he walks over* Jevil? What art thou doing?

Jevil: hmm? *he wakes up* oh, hello, Roulx! Is it morning already?

Roulx: as adgitating as it may seemeth, yes. *sees that jevil has no shirt on* why is thou shirtless?

Jevil: i got sweaty last night. Any news on that monster?

Roulx: well, we kneweth it killed one of the guards, nothing elseth...

Jevil: i see.

Roulx: ...well, on second thoughteth, i do haveth some news. I will be switching shifts of watching thee with a new guard.

Jevil: ooh! A new prisoner, prisoner?

Roulx: ...if thoust wanteth to put it that wayeth, yes she iseth.

Jevil: "she"?

Roulx: yeseth. She will be coming ineth tomorrow.

Jevil: alright.

Roulx: i am goingeth to the vending machineth.

Jevil: hey, Roulx! Could you uh... maybe grab me some Doritos?

Roulx: ...very welleth. *he begins to walk away*

Jevil: wait!

Roulx: WHAT IN THE FRESHETH HELL DOES THOUST WANT NO- *He sees Jevil holding out his hand with a dollar* how did thee-

Jevil: dont ask.

Roulx: ... *takes the money and goes to gwt the snacks*

Jevil: *when Roulx leaves, Jevil stops smiling, as he begins to sigh, looking at his hands* ...what am i?

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