'I can speak any language'
'My breath always smells like mint'
'I don't get my period or have to shave'
'I will always have clear skin'
'I always smell like lavender and mixed berries'
'When I leave my DR time stops and resumes when I come back'
'I don't have to study I am naturally smart'
'I have a LIFA journal'
'I am very likeable'
'I am in the same classes as John b, Kiara, JJ and Pope'
'I always have white teeth'
'All my clothes fit perfectly'
'There are no bugs'
'I have a fast metabolism and my weight doesn't change'
'My feet are pretty'
'I don't have bad earwax'
'I am a pretty crier, sleeper and moaner'
'I never need to go to the toilet, my food disintegrates in my stomach'
'I don't get STD's'
'I don't fart'
'My lips are always soft'
'I am immune to sweating and fatigue'
'I am immune to getting sick and getting greasy hair'
'There is never a dull moment'
'People don't body shame or discriminate'
'I can hold my breath for a long amount of time'
'i can see clear underwater and the water doesn't hurt my eyes'
'I never get sandy'
'I don't get sunburnt'
'I have an iPhone 8 and it has unlimited data and never runs out of charge'
'The sun never bothers my eyes'
'I don't have a gag reflex'
'Ward Cameron is fond of me and trusts me'
'I have unlimited money'
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