Documentation of Site-■■■ [MCYT SCP FILES]

SCP-5113

03-OB-3: Desperation is now rising. Gasses have been attempted, and there seems to be no way to subdue or pacify SCP-5113 through drugs or other means. Smoke, toxins, even perfume were attempted. It has become occupied with ranking the smells while we panic and try to think of a way to contain it.

03-OB-4: Radiation was attempted. SCP-5113 is now a radioactive sludge with toxic properties. We may have made the problem worse.

03-OW: SCP-5113 complained that it was growing significantly displeased with the lack of humidity and growing cold, claiming it wasn't sufficiently goopy enough with the fan on. SCP-5113 was offered warmth in the the walk-in freezer in the kitchen. This appears to be a temporary solution, as SCP-5113 is still able to move in a viscous state, but is severely impacted in its ability to move and goop. It appears to now be aware of the deceit and is actively attempting escape.

03-OF: SCP-5113 has since been contained in the above accommodations, but despite its imperiousness to cold, was still able to traverse the thick containment in freezing temperatures. After some research and more experimentation, it has been discovered that the SCP has an aversion towards electricity due to its conductive properties that may be amplified through giving it access to absorb conductive materials, such as its iron container.

05-RL: SCP-5113's radioactive, toxic, and harmful properties from experiments 03-OB have found to no longer be present. As of the moment [1/5/1999, 21:33] SCP-5113 is completely harmless to organic life and may be able to be utilized in experiments.

01-EK: A portion of SCP-5113 was deliberately separated from the whole, although it shriveled up soon after being cut from the main body. This effect has repeated several times, thus researchers have done their analyses straight off SCP-5113's body. The exact substance that comprises SCP-5113 is unknown, however, it is most reminiscent of slimy substances comparable in texture to tar and liquid asphalt.

02-EG: SCP-5113 was deliberately given an organic animal. SCP-5113 digested it in a truly disgusting manner that involved liquefying it in its translucent body. I will not be involved in such an experiment again.

06-KW: SCP-5113 was introduced to the inanimate SCP-7125. It proceeded to consume it in similar manner to 02-EG, however, it also gained the properties of SCP-7125 [SEE: SCP-7125 for details] and proceeded to breach containment. Thankfully, SCP-5113 was electrocuted and managed to be wrangled back into containment.

NOTE: For SCP-5113's Interview Logs, please refer to [LOG:5113-549]

Additional Info: SCP-5113 has been classified as a Non-Sentient lifeform, and as such is to remain in Site-549. It has been deduced, however, that it is capable of copying basic human emotion and interaction ability, although whether or not this ability is actually felt remains to be seen. SCP-5113 demonstrates a very simplistic personality, very naive and susceptible to influence. While SCP-5113 appears to naturally be happy, it has been found that it is extremely nihilistic and fatalist, while still remaining upbeat about the demise and decay of its surroundings.

Despite its severe naivete, SCP-5113 fluctuates between distrustful and appreciative of its original captors. New doctors must be used once SCP-5113 suspects them of hurting it or show aggression against it. For SCP-5113 to remain cooperative, all those that interact with it must show a willingness to befriend it and appear to have its best interests at heart. Despite its cooperation, SCP-5113 will still deviate from orders and instructions, performing them either wrong or misunderstanding what was said. It is also rather comical.

SCP-5113 oftentimes says the expression 'Dap me up' multiple times, seemingly asking for friendship through the form of a high five? We are uncertain as to the whereabouts of this expression.

ADDENDUM: SCP-5113 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ANYONE WITH ANY KNOWLEDGE AS TO SCP-5113'S WHEREABOUTS MUST REPORT TO SITE-549 IMMEDIATELY.

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The Administrator's finger tapped against the surface of the screen. The Administrator let out a faint chuckle, chucking the tablet they were using to pull this new SCPs data from the system into the abyss below. The occasional clang of metal on metal reverberating through the air as the tablet fell farther and farther down, occasionally becoming so faint the Administrator's soft breaths were louder.

Their mouth ripped into a wide grin, revealing the clenched teeth behind pulled lips. The fluorescent lights far above flickered, the rusty metal bridge hanging over the void SCP creaking and swaying as The Administrator rocked back and forth on their feet, humming a very contagious tune as they pondered the new information they just learned. The creaking intensified, the bridge threatening to snap and send them plummeting into the depths below.

"Not the most impressive of SCPs," They mused aloud, uncaring whether or not someone overheard. "But then again, it has been very annoying. Dream has managed to find himself a rather pesky ally, but it doesn't matter now." The Administrator grabbed the thin wires suspending the metal sheets from the abyss below, hoisting themselves up in a graceful and careless motion as they balanced themselves upon the pathetic chains acting as guardrails.

The position was uncomfortable, but The Administrator wouldn't have to deal with it for long. Kicking themself off, The Administrator giggled as rushing air blew at their hair, clothes flapping in the fall as the sensation of weightlessness began to overtake them. The bridge was sent flailing above them like a swing, The Administrator gleefully plummeting down to the dark depths below.

"You're a worthy opponent, Dream!" The Administrator cheered, doing a roll in the darkness once the light from the dimming lights at the mouth of the void became obsolete. "But unfortunately for you, you have no more secrets left to hide and no more allies left!" Maneuvering in the sky, they flipped about, reaching out for a spot in the darkness known only to them.

Then the fabric between reality and the Inbetween tore, taking The Administrator with it.