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Baby Yoda (Grogu): GUYS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!! 

Cara Dune: What? 

Baby Yoda (Grogu): Let me get rid of Fennec and Boba first. 

Baby Yoda (Grogu) kicked out Fennec Shand

Baby Yoda (Grogu) kicked out Boba Fett

Cara Dune: Why'd you do that?!

Baby Yoda (Grogu): BECAUSE I SAW THEM KISS!

Cara Dune: NO!

Baby Yoda (Grogu): Oh hell yeah I saw em do it. 

Mando: What? Grogu how did you even see them?

Baby Yoda (Grogu): Well it all started when Boba spied on me to check if I was telling the truth about not eating frogs anymore, then he caught me eating one and told daddy M, so I decided to get revenge and spy on him, Fennec just so happened to be in the same room and they umm yeah. 

Bo Katan: Oh I am so gonna tease Boba for this, I mean they're always so comfortable around each other as well. It was bound to happen.

Baby Yoda (Grogu): I usually sense this stuff though! 

Baby Yoda (Grogu): I'm getting old :(

Mando: Relax.... i'm not as far as you think from 50 years old. Your only 4 years older then me remember. 

(The actor of Mando Pedro Pascal is 46 this year 2021)

Bo Katan: Whoa your olddddd

Baby Yoda (Grogu): So does that make me ancient? 

Mando: Says you who was alive and fighting in the Clone Wars.... not exactly sure what side you were on though. 

Bo Katan: Stuff you 

Cara Dune: Hate to break up the fun but can I add Fennec and Boba again?

Baby Yoda (Grogu): Ok.... I think we should add Ahsoka though. 

Mando: That would really make this chat a war zone. 

Bo Katan: Ahsoka's got other stuff to do

Baby Yoda (Grogu): Like what?

Bo Katan: Save the world, and be awesome you know stuff like that 


Cara Dune added Fennec Shand

Cara Dune added Boba Fett


Boba Fett: I was looking for this chat in my list of conversations but couldn't find it! Who kicked me out?! 

Baby Yoda (Grogu): I did! 😊

Boba Fett: Why are you so happy about it? 

Mando: I need to talk to Boba Fett alone when I get a chance. 

Boba Fett: Ok.... You could have just private messaged me that

Mando: Private message? What's that?

Baby Yoda (Grogu): It's nothing he made it up... YOU CAN ONLY MESSAGE ON THE GROUP so SPILL the beans Daddy M! 

Boba Fett: If You start a new conversation you can choose group or just with one person. Choose one person and put my details... then you should be able to message me without the green bean looking at every word.

Mando: Grogu how could you hide private messaging for me?!

Baby Yoda (Grogu): I want to see everything you type!!!!! 😊

Cara Dune: Guys stop acting like your not curious about Grogu's accusation.  

Mando: Huh?

Cara Dune: Boba Fett.... Grogu claims he saw you kiss Fennec is this true?

Bo Katan: Yass girl tell the truth

Boba Fett: Clam it princess. 

Fennec Shand: OH HELL NO!

Cara Dune: Where did you come from Fennec? 

Fennec Shand: I sensed a disturbance that needed fixing so I came online. 

Baby Yoda (Grogu): :o padawan Shand

Boba Fett: I am offended by Fennec's "OH HELL NO" answer.... the hell is wrong with kissing me? Not that it happened. 

Baby Yoda (Grogu): Ladies and gentlemen this is where the fun begins *Grabs popcorn* 

Mando: You are making this really awkward Grogu.

Baby Yoda (Grogu): I know I'm awesome at doing that.... it is one of my many gifts. 


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