|Faceless| ~(Ranboo x OC)~

~|Chapter 57|~ Chaotic Last Days

"THEY were talking about boobies. I was not." He lies

"I'm literally a minor?? I don't consent to these allegations?? You're canceled on twitter dot com???" I start pulling up Minecraft, but not sharing my screen yet

"You're literally going to be an adult next month" 

"DON'T REMIND ME, I'M STILL COPING" I yell in a fake crying voice

"Well chat, while Willow is just absolutely sobbing, let's talk for a bit. We were forced to do this stream by the dream team" 

"TRUE" I end my bit quickly "Specifically George and Sapnap. They just decided that we were gonna stream since they're setting something up. You never know what they're doing, probably having a threesome"

"They're talking Mask, sus remix, a lil too seriously" 

"I suck 2 dicks with a smile for hours at a time" I say in the tune of Mask

"Sometimes I wonder why I ever decided to do that collab with you" Ranboo shakes his head at me

"STARE AT THEIR NUTSACKS, SING IT WITH ME, RANBOO!" 

"Chat, help me. I'm being held against my will. This is not a stream, this is a cry for help" He says into the mic while I sing the sus remix, but make it plural

"You're right, this isn't a stream. It's a cream. AMIRITE OR AMIRITE??" 

"Were you dropped on the head when you were a child?" Ranboo asks me

"I'm a Minecraft streamer, I think we all did. That's how we got our funny"

"I thought we got our funny though trauma?" 

"You see, when you get dropped on the head, god puts you into a category of 'possible minecraft streamer' and then the trauma just gets you a free pass into becoming one, it's great" 

"Now what if you weren't dropped as a child, but experienced trauma? I'm curious"

"Well the trauma is a free pass in general, however the dropped on the head is just an aid for it. It's like, you get both then it's a double whammy" 

"You concern me" Ranboo says plainly

"I concern a lot of people NOW LETS PLAY SOME MINECRAFT WOO" I share my screen to show my surroundings on the Minecraft world

"Wait, how am I supposed to play?" Ranboo asks

"Oh" I realize that we did not do this correctly "Uhmmmm, you can just watch? I don't know" 

"Wow, I've been forgotten. You're stealing my brand, Willow"

*Time skip brought to you by cricket crew*

"Why are we called tree duo, do you know?" Ranboo asks as I build on the mcsmp

"I think it's because my name is a tree, like a Willow tree, and you're tall like a tree" 

"Those are some far out connections, wow" He laughs

"One's mind can simply not comprehend the nightmare that is skytwt and bootwt" I shake my head

*Time skip brought to you by a cricket up the ass*

"AND WHEN YOU'RE UP SO HIGH THERE'S NO WHERE LEFT TO GO BUTTTTTT" Me and Ranboo yell, singing Ranboo's favorite out of the new Lovejoy EP  

"What an absolute banger song" Ranboo comments, him now controlling my character in the smp

"Agreed. If no one got me, I know lovejoy got me. CAN I GET AN AMEN, CHAT??"