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A FEW THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND:

1) ignore timestamps. i make the chats/tweets when i'm free so the dates are all over the place.

2) there will be sexual innuendos and jokes, however no sexual content.

3) my humour isn't all that good so this fic might suck ass.

4) feedback is appreciated.

5) don't fucking plagiarise. if i find that you have copied anything from this smau, i will find you and drag you to the seventh circle of hell.

6) and last but not the least, enjoy ! it's all very light-hearted so i hope that reading this smau will lift your spirits :')

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