*UPDATED FOR THE LAST TIME*
(NO KINK SHAMING, COMMENTS THAT DO SO WILL BE DELETED‼️)
A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex) Hange will tenderly kiss every part of your body that he can before pulling you onto his chest or him lying on yours.💜
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's). Hange's favorite body part on him is his hands. For you, he loves everything.💜
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He LOVES it messy, especially if it's his cum decorating your face.💜
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He keeps no dirty secrets at all.💜
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) Overall Hange knows what he's doing, it's your preferences/kinks in bed he'll always be eager to discover.💜
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) 100% it's between missionary and cowgirl. They both provide the intimacy he craves with you.💜
G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous? etc.) More serious. When it comes to fucking he wants you moaning to his strokes than laughing at his jokes.💜
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Hange leaves his hair alone, and yes, the carpet matches the drapes.💜
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) He praises you like you're the most heavenly angel to walk the earth and holds your hand during the act.💜
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Hange jerks off whenever he's horny and knows you be back shortly, inevitably walking in on him.💜
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) I see Hange having a kink for knife play, piss, degrading, praising, bondage, and sensory deprivation.💜
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) At his desk, the bed, and kitchen counter.💜
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Motivation?? PUH LEASE, Hange gets horny at the most random times for you.💜
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Scat, other than that I see him trying everything at least once.💜
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill etc.) If Hange HAD to choose, he'd go with receiving.💜
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Slow and deep at first, then his pace will quicken until he jack hammering your walls.💜
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Hange loves doing quickies as a challenge on how much he can make you cum in a short amount of time.💜
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.) HELL YES.💜
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He can go for as long as you can and more.💜
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) I can imagine Hange using little butt plus, vibrators, and letting you use cock rings on him.💜
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) This is no surprise that Hange will tease you until you're damn near crying for him to take you.💜
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He lets out a series of groans, shudders, and slight growls which ranges in different volumes.💜
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Seeing his s/o naked instantly gets him hard asf.💜
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) Hange has nipples that are a sienna brown color, some chest hair under and around his abs, and a happy trail leading down to his 8 inch cock which is uncircumcised and has a pink tip. He also has somewhat bushy pubic hair.💜
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) He is ALWAYS willing to fuck you. Even if he wasn't in the mood. If you ask for it his horny side ignites strongly.💜
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) It depends on how tired he is after fucking you. But most times you're first to fall asleep.💜
