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Once there was a man named Henry who lived in a small town called Bear Creek Village.
One day he was walking home from the barn where he had spent the afternoon sweeping and mucking stalls for the farmer he worked for. He had just finished another day at his shitty job. Henry knew he wanted more out life. He truly dreamed of one day being able to stop working for others and he wanted to be able to buy a farm where he could raise his own livestock.
If he ever did buy a farm he wanted to have the responsibility of taking care of it and be able to raise the most exotic of animals on his farm, specifically he wanted to have a monkey farm!
One that catered to tourists that would come for the chance to view a monkey! A monkey farm that he would own and then they would pay him money to be able to be there and visit the Monkeys and play with them. To be able to hold and hug and hold hands with a monkey!
Maybe even take a ride on the back of the monkey's back! After a couple of weeks he had saved enough money for his first farm. The money would be able to get him at least two monkeys and a barn.
A couple of months after saving up enough money, he went to the bank to get a loan to buy his farm.
When the bank agent told him that he didn't qualify for a loan he was infuriated! How could they refuse giving a loan to a monkey farmer?! It was outrageous! Henry Knew he would have to resort to desperate measures. So he went on the internet and started googling monkey farming, human trafficking, illegal animal smuggling, and animal abuse. It was there he found an article about people that were slaving for little to no pay, and for the most part they lived in terrible conditions. Henry knew that the monkey farming business wasn't exactly legal but he felt that he could make it work. He started reaching out to people offering them jobs to work at his monkey farm for little to no pay and room and board and they were all too happy to take him up on his offer!
In the first month, he had over two hundred monkeys working for him! He even got the owner of the Monkey Farm in China to sell him fifty monkeys! everything was going to plan, until his boss had gotten wind of his business!
That night the owner called the cops on Henry and he was arrested! It was one thing for people to be mad at him for working in this exploitative business, but to get in between Henry and his monkeys was a grave mistake. Henry's monkeys decided they would break him out of jail.
They had gotten him a lawyer, and then they broke the bars off of their cage and made a hole in the bars, then they got the lawyer to get him bail, but it was too late because they didn't want to break him out anymore sense It was nap time for the monkeys! They put him in a cage with twenty others so that they could get a few more hours of sleep.
Henry couldn't hold it in anymore and broke down crying! So he called the owner of the monkey farm in china and asked to buy back his monkeys. The owner was willing to sell him back his monkeys but only if he had a plan to open up a spa.
So Henry took the fifty monkeys and his fifty monkey owner's monkeys and they opened up the first monkey spa in southern California! It was called "Ten Thousand Monkeys Spa" and they treated monkeys from all over the world that had been abused, abused and mistreated, even some of the owner's monkey's had been abused by humans.
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