We All Lift Together|A RWBY story

betting sense into people

before he left the stage he got knocked down by the red and pink blurs called Nora and Ruby [a little like this]

The following questions from the two well to save time and let yall use your imaginations were a whole lot of Cans,Hows,and a few Does

[And now lunch time]

Nora:so it was the middle of the night
Ren:it was day

Nota:we were surrounded by Ursia
Ren:they were Beowulves

Nora:There were dozens of them
Ren:Actually,there were two

Nora:But,they were no match for us and in the end, me and Ren made a boatload of money selling Ursa skin rugs
Ren:she's been having his reoccurring dream for a while now

Y/n:dam the only thing I've been having at night is a sentient neopolitan ice-cream person staring at me as my sleep paralysis demon...at least I hope thats just it....

Jaune:*something something quiet*

Y/n:what got ya down there buddy

Jaune:what? Nothing, Nothing at all

Ruby:you sure you seem a little down

Jaune:guys im fine

Y/n:its Cardin isn't it

Jaune:what makes you say that

Y/n would them drop a flip book that said [Cardin fucking with jaune pt.1] Then before jaune could say something he dropped three more on the table

Y/n:would you like me to continue?

Jaune would get cut off by the sound of a bunny in pain

Y/n:*muttering* ah shit here we go again

Walking over to Cardin he'd firmly remove his grasp from the bunny girl

Y/n:now I have a vodka drinking friend who would love to beat you over the head with glass but since he isn't here I'll make it simple

Y/n: either you leave bunny here alone and save yourself what little reputation you have or i brake you nose

Cardin: and who made you boss

Y/n: Glynda already has your sent and ass if we both go down who is she more likely to belive hmm

Cardin*border line cave man mumbling* fine let's go

Y/n:you alright there friend

Bunny:yes..thank you

Y/n:ain't anything I'm y/n

Bunny:velvet

Y/n:now velvet I'm sure you can take care of yourself but if you need some er let's call it pest control ,my office is always opened

Velvet:thank you very much,I should go before my team starts wondering

Y/n: well then take care velv

Velvet:..velv

Walking back y/n would sit down and continue eating

And when he turned his head ruby was already in his face stary eyed

Ruby:That Was....Awesome you were like *intimidating glare* and they were like *nervous stare*andandan..

Y/n:whow whow calm down there rubes my arm is cybernetic not my brain,now finish your cookies we have class in 10

Ruby:you sound like dad *proceeds to eat the entire plate in one go*

Y/n:not sure if I should be horrified or impressed

Yang:you get used to it...daddy

Beacon:....

Y/n:*windows crash sound*

Runy:y/n...y/n are you alright

Weiss:he's fine,just had enough yang for today

Yang:what what did I say

Blake:you did just call him "daddy"

[Time skip]

Oobleck:so who among you have been discriminated because of your fanunus heritage

Half of class raised their hands excluding everyone's favorite bunny velvet

Y/n:*writes in flip book titled [Cinnamon rolls to protect] then flips to a book called [people to hit on the head]

After some lectures and jaune embarrassing the shit out of himself we finally get to jaune walking back inside and y/n walked to pyrrah

Y/n:so did yall kiss or

Pyrrha:what makes you think that

Y/n:I lost an arm not my eyes its fairly obvious that you like boy wonder

Pyrrha:....

Y/n:so do you want my help training jaune or you good

Pyrrha:will you leave faster if I say yes

Y/n:yep and also I don't want yang sneaking into my hammock

Pyrrha:alright then y/n thank you for offering me your help

Y/n:Yep well good night

[Le time skip]

As the rest of team RWBY walked in they found y/n getting crushed under the body of their blond brawler and as he asked for help they all went to sleep and left him to slowly cook from the heat of yang and his cybernetic arm