Our little secret (Joe Biden x Donald Trump)

Surprise

"Ed Sheeran??" said donald in a big surprise "yes" said Ed Sheeran "oh wow! I've always been a big fan of yours!" said Donald jumping out of his seat "I'm glad" said Ed Sheeran leaning for a kiss donald Trump slowly closed his eyes and felt Ed Sheerans crusty crunchy lips onto his Joe kissed Obama softly Obama closed his eyes Ed Sheeran quickly opened his eyes his ginger senses were tingling he could sense a cheater "what's wrong?" asked donald "I can sense a cheater" said Ed Sheeran sniffing really hard while looking around he started looking around the McDonald's until he found Joe Biden Kissing Obama Donald followed him and saw the same "y-you c-cheater!" yelled Donald Joe stopped kissing Obama and looked toward Ed Sheeran and Donald "i-its not what it looks like I swear!" exclamed Joe "save it." said Donald with tears coming down from his eyes the McDonald's door swung open with sparkes and glitter revealed... PETER-CHAN!!! "it is I peter-chan! I've come to destroy a person with my fat ass!!" said peter-chan with sparkles in his eyes "I don't get paid enough for this shit" said a McDonald's worker and walked out the back door "peter-chan!" yelled Donald "peter-chan?" said Joe confused peter-chan leaped towards Joe and obliterated him with her fat ass! Then walked toward Donald and smacked the living Shit out of him and Donalds ass got slapped into a pancake "MY ASS!" screamed Donald "um I don't think this is gonna work out" said Ed Sheeran walking away" N-no but!" said Donald reaching out for Ed Sheeran"help m-me" said Joe as flat as paper Peter Chan folded him into a paper airplane and threw him outside "my work is done here!" said peter-chan flying away (𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓭)