Pigeons always walked in downtown New York like they owned the place without caring about anything or anyone else. They pooped where they wanted and were the main cause of vandalism. They were also always well fed, threatening humans if food was not given to them.
It was all very swell for the pigeons until the squirrels came. The humans instantly started paying more attention to the adorable little squirrels than the pigeons. Soon the pigeons werent even being fed. They got fed up of this treatment and held a meeting.
"This is unacceptable" said pigeon #1 "We are government officials aren't we. We shouldn't be treated like this!!! "
A cheer could be heard from the crowd of pigeons.
"We have to take back what's ours" pigeon #45 yelled from the crowd!"How much longer will we survive like this with these squirrels in town! "
More screams of agreement could be heard from the pigeons. They started chanting " Attack the squirrels! Attack the squirrels! "
Their minds were made up. They will kick out the squirrels one way or another.....
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The pigeons work for the bourgeoisie
RandomSo if you don't know the birds work for the government.