Red Like Ruby (Mostly RubyxDyrroth)

Ruby's Demonic Eggplants (Mini Scenes)

"Go take a bath and get your breakfast. Don't make our princess wait!"

"She's my queen!" retorted the demon as he lazily crawled to the bathtub.

Scene 6: Distracted

Ruby entered the common room of the fighter's household, called Leonidas' Palace. She tapped away distractedly on her phone, depending on her memory to guide her through the room. She was so consumed with the story Guinevere was telling them on their girls' group chat about how she suspects that her brother Lancelot and his friend Ling are secretly gay for each other. The tale was outlandish and peculiar but that's what made it more fun.

Ruby was especially amused by the pictures Guin sent to their group chat. Selena also shared some stolen shots from the assassin's house which shook them even more. One such picture shows Lancelot head locking Ling and another where it seems like Lancelot was overlooking Odette to laugh at a joke Ling said.

Ruby was dwelling on the doorway to take in the information, laughing and giggling at their malicious interpretations. She walked away when she heard Balmond grunting to let him pass so she decided to settle on the sofa to not be a bother to anyone. Taking a seat on the sofa was a fairly easy task even without her full focus on the task. After all, she only needs to walk a few meters straight and then sit.

"Mmmh, why's the sofa so bumpy and hard?" she questioned due to the unfamiliar feeling.

"Hey!" called out someone which made her yelp and jump in her seat. She looked in the direction of the voice and saw Dyrroth laying on the sofa, probably sleeping, while she sat on his abs.

"Oh, I am very sorry! I'm so sorry!" she apologized as she abruptly stood from her seat.

"You idiot girl! If you were going to sit on me might as well sit on my face!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't... Wait, what?"

"Now what are you doing standing there?! SIT!!!" ordered the demon and regardless of his words Ruby immediately complied due to the authority of his tone.

"Yes, sir!"

"Hoooo hofft. (So soft!) Oh, Words of the Ahmiss this is heaven! (Oh Lords of the Abyss this is heaven)" mumbled the demon where Ruby finally squished his face under her plump ass.

"Huh, why is it getting harder to breathe? But oh, your skerh shmel layk fwawers. (your skirt smells like flowers)"

"I really can't breathe but this is so much more delicious than air..." And the demon stopped talking for a while. Actually, he stopped moving altogether, Ruby could no longer feel the rising and falling of his chest.

"Abyssal Prince? Your majesty? Hello? Eggplant dude? Dyrroth? Are you still alive buddy?" Ruby questioned as she stood from her seat and started poking his cheeks.

"Well, at least the announcer haven't—"

"An enemy has been slain!" exclaimed a mysterious voice.

"Wait no! I didn't kill him! He asked me to!"

Scene 7: The Pirate and the Prince

"Aaahhh hahahahah! FINALLY! Finally, I have captured the prince of the Moniyan Empire! I'll be so rich! So rich!" Ruby exclaimed as she stood boastfully on the deck of her ship where her subordinates showered her with praises after a successful mission.

Ruby the captain of the Scarlet Seawolf howled as she successfully brought the prince on board her ship. She pretended to be a noble lady in the engagement party thrown for Lancelot and Odette where she lured the prince somewhere private before pouncing on him with her crew.

The lad was covered in bruises and tied up in thick ropes to prevent his escape. But even though Ruby clearly betrayed him and trapped him like a little animal, he doesn't seem to loathe her. In fact, he even has a look of admiration while looking at her which made Ruby scowl before turning to her subordinates.

"Wow, captain you're so good! We managed to snatch their prince from right under their noses so easily. You're truly the Siren of the Seven Seas." Claude praised as he clapped pretentiously with his little monkey Dexter. He is clearly trying to flatter his boss to get a good amount of their loot which made his colleague Karina frown with displeasure.

"What a leach." she commented as she saw the Thief almost licking the captain's boots.

"I know. Not only am I the queen of beauty but I am also the queen of intelligence and wit! Quickly! Karina set sail for our hideout and send a raven to Princess Silvanna about our ranson for the prince. We shall demand a mountain of treasure from the royal family! Hahaha!" cackled the pirate queen.

"At once, Mistress." answered the assassin before getting the quill and parchment.

"You're... You're going to ransom me?" mumbled the prince with a look of betrayal. Ruby looked at him with confusion but answered nonetheless since she's too happy to be downed by his stupid puppy dog face.

"Yes, duhhh. That's why we kidnapped you in the first place. What else did you think, idiot?"

"I don't know maybe make me your personal sex toy. Baby, you should also put a ransom in my heart, because you've stolen it along with my body."

"..." she paused.

"What?" Ruby mumbled with a look of confusion and disgust.

"Oh, my sweet radiant Pirate Queen! You have captured my fancy with your thicc juicy thighs and enslaved my mind under your big fat ass. Oh, Ruby, my light and my world! I am in love with you. Please make me your captive for the rest of my life and use my body as your personal dildo!" exclaimed the prince as he crawled nearer to her with sincere lovestruck eyes.

"Uhhh..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

The whole crew grew silent as they processed the prince's words and waited patiently for their captain's reply.

"On second thought, throw him overboard. I can't deal with this shit."