Mongoose Man POV
I was sitting by an enormous block of cheese that the Cheese King had sent me to guard, when a small ermahgerding shape teleported a couple of feet away from me. I sighed with anger.
"Shoo!" I yelled, and the feet scurried away, leaving me alone with the ermahgerd.
I walked up to it, staring at its supernatural frilly pink Earth dress. It was turned away from me and squeaking with Excitement. It soon turned into a squeaking competition, as Excitement insisted she could squeak louder. The ermahgerd soon gave up though, and let Excitement get the better of her.
I cleared my throat, it sounded like a gunshot. Cheese birds leapt into flight from the cheese-scrapers, but fell and slapped onto the cheesy ground when they found they couldn't actually fly.
Excitement jumped and turned.
"Geez, why do you make a gunshot sound with your throat? EVERY SINGLE TIME???"
"OMG IT A FURRY!" screeched the ermahgerd, which turned out to be a chihuahua.
"Excitement, it's been a long time." I said, stretching out my paw from under my long black suit.
"Mongoose Man." Excitement took it: shook it.
"WTF IS GOION ONNNN???" demanded the chihuahua.
"Well," I started. "It began like this..."
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RandomThe Holy Shit adventures of Mabel the fabulous slightly bisexual chihuahua and her friends Mongoose Man and a schizophrenic cat called Excitement!