KP:" your seriously going to try out for Victoria's Secret model roll?"
TP: "well, yeah it's fun..."
KP: "what? Dressing In some rando costumes that rando people give to you and just walk out with rando costumes that lady gaga what put on and rando people would randomly cheer for you...randomly..."
Rob: "if I had a dollar for everytime you said 'rando' or 'randomly' in that sentence I'd be able to afford something that is 6 dollars..... Not good with math"
TP: "Infact I'm going to teleport right now to the auditions"
KP: "can I at least go with you?"
TP: "yeah sure why not"
*goes through portal*
KP: "Fox Studios? isn't it fox8?"
TP: "it doesn't sound right if it's just 'Fox8 Studios' it sounds better if its just 'Fox Studios' "
KP: "fine 😑"
*Producer walks up*
Producer: "hi I'm Mandy and I guess you're here to try out for the Victoria secret model audition?"
KP: "actually no I'm here to see an elephant surf "
TP: "shut up nitwit anyway, yeah I am"
Mandy: "right ok... Don't mean to offend you but what gender are you?"
TP: " Other"
Mandy: "ok"
*writes on clipboard*
Mandy: "right lets get you in your rando costume."
KP: "wait what?"
*in dressing room*
Mandy: "put this on"
*hands Table person a bikini with wings*
TP: "cool"
*puts it on*
*walks on cat walk*
TP: "what you think?" *echos*
KP: "this im seeing right now is the most disturbing thing right now, besides a 50 year old watching Nick Jnr for 3 hours."
Mandy: "that's perfect! Just a personal question...does 'other' have to have every private part?"
TP: "well yeah that's how I roll...my peeeople"
Mandy: "ok cool"
Rob: "that's pretty sexy..."
KP: "rob?! Again?! Why do you creep up on people like that?"
Rob: "I just wanted to see the elephant surf "
KP: "it wasn't as good as the elephant surfing in England"
Mandy: "you know you wouldn't be so bad ether what's your name?"
Rob: "Mund halten Hühner"
Mandy: "well, ich spreche Deutsch du dumm Gurke"
Rob:" .........curses....."
Mandy: "anyway so how would you like it to join the Victoria's Secret model show thing?"
Rob: "Heck Yes!!!"
Mandy: "great try this on"
*robs comes out with a bikini on*
Rob: "sorry I ate the wings"
Mandy: "nah nah... I don't blame you they are edible."
TP:" really? "
*takes bite*
TP: "COTTON CANDY?!"
Rob: " mine is DVD player flavour"
Mandy: "cool you know what? How about you two...maybe....hug."
Rob: "where not.. together"
Mandy: "no I know I just wanna see."
*Table Perosn and Rob awkwardly side hug*
Mandy: "do more of a production smile"
*they both smile*
Mandy: "better! well congrats to you guys! Your in"
Rob: "haha YOUR IN"
...
KP: "shut up rob."
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Dubstep Squids Series 1 Episode 2
RandomKawaii Potato, Table Person, Baked Pillow, Toilet Document and Rob are 5 guys who live in the same house. There're dumb on the outside but a universal genius in the inside.
