Evolving Threads (Multi-crossover)

Kill the day off

Gamagoori: You have no idea. Ah yes more, MORE! Punish me! I've been such a bad boy! And when you punish me it's like you're whipping my heart. And the more you punish me the stronger I get. Just like back then!

Ryuko just looks at the scene in disgust while Tatsumi just wants to go back home.

Tatsumi: Has anyone ever told this guy to keep his dirty thoughts inside his damn head.

Ryuko: Apparently not. So, while that's going on how was your first car ride y'know besides this situation?

Tatsumi: I mean it was uncomfortable and weird at first, but you eventually get used to it. That was until it started spinning around like a malfunctioning carnival ride and we crashed into a wall. Other than that, it's not that different from riding a boat or a danger beast.

Ryuko: Riding what now?

Tatsumi: You know some of those monsters that you hear about, well some of them can fly and are tameable, so we sometimes used those to get around.

Ryuko: I'm not too sure if that's crazy or cool.

Tatsumi: Both would be the word you're looking for. Even still, it's really fun when you get used to it, trust me. 

Gamagoori: And that's how I met Lady Satsuki.

Tatsumi: Pretty sure you didn't say anything bud.

Gamagoori: I waited two years for her to graduate. Just so I could enroll in Honnouji Academy with her, and she gave me this Goku Uniform as a reward for my loyalty.

Ryuko: Just how old are you?

Gamagoori: I am turning twenty this year.

Mako: I always thought he looked older.

The cars then begin to try and run Gamagoori down while still shooting him. His uniform still getting a big increase in strength every time he takes damage.

Gamagoori: Yesss~ that's more like it. The more you punish me, the bigger and harder I get!

Tatsumi: Ayo!

Mako: Wozers, he's old and perverted.

Gamagoori: Not perverted, converted, as soon as I reach my climax, the power building up inside of me will explode! *His uniform starts to glow, and he unleashes a swarm of whips from every part of his body destroying all the cars in his way instantly* EVERYWHERE!!!! THREE-STAR GOKU UNIFORM SCOURGE REGALIA!

Tatsumi: Holy shit! I'm not sure which one is worse, the innuendo or his power.

Ryuko: We're gonna have to fight that thing?!

*End music here*

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Gamagoori drops them off at a gas station in the slums.

Gamagoori: Stay safe on the way home, make sure not to stop for any strangers along the way.

Ryuko: What are you my dad now?

Gamagoori: See you at the sudden death run-off. I'll make sure to pick the perfect place for our fight.

Gamagoori starts to leave but is stopped by Tatsumi.

Tatsumi: Because you helped us during this fight, I'm gonna tell you something important about Incursio. Tell Satsuki that Incursio's power isn't drawn out by strength alone, that it will only help you once it has chosen you to be its owner.

Gamagoori: What do you mean?

Tatsumi: I mean that Satsuki can't just go and determine who the next wielder of Incursio is gonna be through some tournament. Because if the person isn't chosen by Incursio itself they'll die immediately regardless of strength or willpower.